Flilf

First Lady I'd like to fuck

Trumps wife is a Flilf

by Guitarfools January 20, 2017

FLILF Hunter

One who hunts FLILFs.

A hunter of FLILFs.

A presidential candidate or incumbent who has or is seeking a really hot wife.

Fred Thompson would be an awful president, but he definitely is one of the nation's top FLILF Hunters!

by The Supporter November 19, 2007

Filf

Friend I’d like to fuck

Wow she is such a “filf” I would like to have sex with her even though she is my friend

by Sexyenglishmajor January 28, 2018

FlipFlop The Clown

A clown with an extreme foot fetish. He has a song called "Feet On My Face" that became an instant hit amongst both the juggalo & fetish community. FlipFlop The Clown Travels the country sucking toes!

Oh my God, it’s FlipFlop The Clown!

by FlipFlop The Clown June 2, 2020

failfag

f~cking ~ssholes that think that they are cool, or funny by saying the word "fail". This person may be deemed a failfag if they use the word "fail" as a noun, adjective, adverb, or uncessfully conjugate the word as a verb. Failfags do not realize that this word has been long taboo'd, and that the word eventually gets old. Failfags may also overuse the word "epic" in an uncuccessful attempt at sounding cool.

**Kevin drops his pencil
failfag: FAILL!!! hahahaha!
kevin: Shutup, don't be a failfag

by 3V3RY0N3! April 14, 2010

Flixflammer

A person who starts watching a Netflix series with a friend, housemate or partner but secretly skips ahead to future episodes on their own.

Amy and I have been watching the new Netflix series together. I found out last night she’s skipped ahead and watched three episodes without me. She’s such a Flixflammer.

by d_mountain_goat September 2, 2020

Fliff

Slang term for money, especially money cast about in a casual manner, such as when buying rounds of drinks for people you don't know or even dislike, just to make yourself feel like the life of the party.

Seems to have been invented by comic genious brad neely.

"Professor Brother was the life of the science department's big Oppenheimer piñata party. That is, until the fliff throwing came to an abrupt end."

"A true Patriarch knows how to rock out with his fliff out."

by Patriarch917 June 20, 2007