d_mountain_goat's definitions

Crankerling

Something that starts to crinkle up as it gets cranking.

The paper on the fire started crankerling…

by d_mountain_goat August 20, 2022

Flixflammer

A person who starts watching a Netflix series with a friend, housemate or partner but secretly skips ahead to future episodes on their own.

Amy and I have been watching the new Netflix series together. I found out last night she’s skipped ahead and watched three episodes without me. She’s such a Flixflammer.

by d_mountain_goat September 2, 2020

Wood shark

A person who illegally cuts firewood, usually from the side of the road.

Did you see that wood shark down the road with his chainsaw?

by d_mountain_goat September 6, 2020