Douche Flagon

A person who is beyond the standard "cup or "pint' o douche, but falls slightly short of a "bucket" of douche therefore qualifies as a Douche Flagon.

Joe- Dude, that guys a cup o' douche.
Bob- No he's a douche bucket
Jim- Wrong on both accounts guys, he is a Douche Flagon

by h@tch November 3, 2012

flalom

The act of running your tongue down someone's back, in and out of the bumps on the spine.

(pronunciation; like slalom)

My girlfriend was naked and all fours in front of me; I decided to play flalom down her back,

I spent all afternoon playing flalom down my girlfriends back.

by Profundus May 19, 2010

flaggot

Someone who goes around flagging (reporting by pressing the flag button) videos on Youtube either

A) Just to be an asshole, or

B) Because they can't handle a small amount of innuendo/slightly suggestive material in a video.

Those fucking flaggots flagged my videos for no damn reason. Now I'm suspended from Youtube. Thanks, flaggots.

by AnimeGirl-Nikki September 1, 2010

Flalooping

Flalooping is, in essence, the act of stopping yourself from Flalooping when you're Flalooping. You must first recognize that you are in fact Flalooping, and then stop and go back to normal. The best way to stop someone else from Flalooping is by yelling something along the lines of "I see that you're Flalooping right now, and it needs to stop!" The person who was Flalooping will instantly apologize and return to what they'd been doing prior to being called out for Flalooping.

Girl: *Flalooping* So this one time, when I was at the mall...
Guy: Excuse me, Miss? I hate to be rude, but you're Flalooping and it's making me uncomfortable.
Girl: Oh crap! I'm so sorry! *Stops Flalooping* So anyways, so this one time, when I was at the mall...

by LatexAllergy January 22, 2011

Asbestos flaygon

Used when you cannot understand the pronunciation when an oriental person speaks.
From the Youtube hit and meme, Tuts my Barreh

*At a Korean fast food*
Waiter: Me saff yu. wot yu rike?
Bob: Sorry what was that? I just want one beef fried rice to go.
Waiter: Bif frai rai? Hokey. Anatha?
Bob: What? That's all
Waiter: Chenku
Bob: And asbestos flaygon you too

by stuntdunk June 13, 2013

flaggotry

Excessive patriotism which is overcompensation for personal inadequacy.

Driving around in your white '91 Ford Bronco blasting "Proud To Be An American" with is a good way to demonstrate your flaggotry.

by McGone February 5, 2009

flagon

australian, n; a large bottle ( 2L to 4L ) of wine, usually cheap.

Aww mate, you had 3 flagons last night? Can it really be done?

by herbie August 25, 2004