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Tommy D. Is fitness
“I really want to get into some Fitness”
“Ivy Park is the only thing I wear to do Fitness”
“Fitness makes me let my hair down”
“Ivy Park is the only thing I wear to do Fitness”
“Fitness makes me let my hair down”
by Matt20201983 December 4, 2020
Get the Fitness mug.A girl on social media, typically Instagram that specializes in nothing but whoring herself out for the masses by typically by flaunting her ass and/or ludicrously skinny waist while masquerading as a fitness account. Typical poses often include a gym mirror while holding a protein or fruit/vegetable based beverage. This is all justified as "inspiration" or "progress" posting often times with some motivational spiel captioned below it, when in reality it's just another form of social media attention whoring.
That girl on Instagram posts nothing but her ass every single day while she's at the gym. What a fitness whore.
by JParks2112 July 11, 2017
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Frequently shortened to "blitz".
Frequently shortened to "blitz".
by MEEEEE KO January 10, 2009
Get the Fitness Blitz mug.that one test that your very evil gym teachers gives you that every single human hates, will probably make you (almost) pass out if youre trying youre best and youre just an unhealthy noodle
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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Gym Teacher: The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is tomorrow, get ready
Every student: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Every student: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by jayden.exe November 30, 2018
Get the fitness gram pacer test mug.The fitness mafia are the ones who run the supplement industry and the fitness industry. They are the ones who sponsor you favorite juiced up bodybuilder. They are the ones who make videos on how to get abs and get "toned". There the ones convincing kids you can be at 5% bodyfat year round and still put on muscle.
Ronne coleman super mega,giga,tera, peta xploding preworkout doesn't really do anything special you say? You'll be getting a visit from the fitness mafia very soon for your negative comments.
All the preworkouts and protein powders are virtually the same thing? Watch your fucking back ,the fitness mafia now has a hit on you.
You said so called natural bodybuilders aren't natural, don't actually use any of the supplements they say they do and are on every steroid imaginable? Say your fucking prayers kid,your as good as dead.
Ronne coleman super mega,giga,tera, peta xploding preworkout doesn't really do anything special you say? You'll be getting a visit from the fitness mafia very soon for your negative comments.
All the preworkouts and protein powders are virtually the same thing? Watch your fucking back ,the fitness mafia now has a hit on you.
You said so called natural bodybuilders aren't natural, don't actually use any of the supplements they say they do and are on every steroid imaginable? Say your fucking prayers kid,your as good as dead.
Guy 1: Hey bro just got some Arnold Super Ronnie Coleman kai green "Super pump" Electric black lightning XPLODE preworkout!
Guy 2: You know that shit doesn't really do anything unique right? Its just a bunch of caffiene and creatine like all preworkouts.
Guy 1: Wow dude your an idiot, ronnie coleman and kai green take this,im gonna get big as fuck!
Guy 2: -sigh- Another victim of the fitness mafia lies.
Guy 1: whatever dude, i also got some giga max PUMP genetically modified ronnie coleman cum whey.
Guy 2: Fucking moron.
Guy 2: You know that shit doesn't really do anything unique right? Its just a bunch of caffiene and creatine like all preworkouts.
Guy 1: Wow dude your an idiot, ronnie coleman and kai green take this,im gonna get big as fuck!
Guy 2: -sigh- Another victim of the fitness mafia lies.
Guy 1: whatever dude, i also got some giga max PUMP genetically modified ronnie coleman cum whey.
Guy 2: Fucking moron.
by Scooby1961 February 2, 2014
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