Definitions by Defenestr-Asian

Rat 

The animal that's truly in the top of the food chain. The one and only species. The messiahs. One day the rats will consume us all, and we shall be thankful. All hail the rats.

JOIN THE RAT CULT. BECOME ONE OF THE RATS.

Rat by Defenestr-Asian April 1, 2020

Fitness 

When you do one thing that barely counts as healthy.

Me: *drinks acid to lose weight quickly*
Me: Fitness isn’t just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.

Fitness by Defenestr-Asian March 16, 2020

Lamb Sauce 

WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCEEEEEEEEEEE????? WHERE IS THE LAMB S A U C E ?

WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCEEEEEE?????

Lamb Sauce by Defenestr-Asian March 16, 2020