Defenestr-Asian's definitions

Rat

The animal that's truly in the top of the food chain. The one and only species. The messiahs. One day the rats will consume us all, and we shall be thankful. All hail the rats.

JOIN THE RAT CULT. BECOME ONE OF THE RATS.

by Defenestr-Asian April 1, 2020

Lamb Sauce

WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCEEEEEEEEEEE????? WHERE IS THE LAMB S A U C E ?

WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCEEEEEE?????

by Defenestr-Asian March 16, 2020

Fitness

When you do one thing that barely counts as healthy.

Me: *drinks acid to lose weight quickly*
Me: Fitness isn’t just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.

by Defenestr-Asian March 16, 2020