John Feldmann

A really awesome guy. if you don't know who he his, don't talk to me.

Person 1: "John Feldmann is my idol!"
Person 2: "dude same"

by just another hopeless fangirl December 8, 2014

Feleke

(verb) To fall asleep, to be tired, to be able to fall sleep anywhere. (noun) A person who tend to get sleepy after eating meals or during boring meetings

I Feleke'd it during today's 2 hour seminar.

by randomperson85 May 27, 2010

felimia

(1.) Verb. A specific eating disorder in which a person (usually female) swallows after fellatio, but then self-induces vomiting to avoid the unwanted cum calories.

Yeah, but she has felimia, so it's coming right back up in a few minutes

by Ron Jarvis August 4, 2010

felendir

The gay ass attitude that one has when your parents beat you and your friends don't actually like you.

"Nick, your dad is a fucking hitman, so stop being felendir."

"I don't want to come over, your dad scares the fuck out of me, so stop being felendir."

by Toddenhammer January 15, 2009

Filemon

Term used to describe a man who finds himself trapped by bleach blonde, tattooed, overweight, manly woman. He tries to end the relationships but they will not let him go!

Juan: Hey buddy, Did you get that divorce yet?

Frank: Hell no! She's completely Filemoned me! She won't file the divorce papers. I just want her out of my life so I can be with this classy, beautiful chick I've fallen in love with.

by harhar54 February 7, 2010

Morton Feldman

Like, the easiest to play composer with all the easiest songs, except John Cage's 4'33". His music is so creepy but it is perfect for horror movies.

Devil: What should we play in hell?
Satan: Let's play some Morton Feldman. It scares the shit out of me.

by 116584 January 3, 2017

Setting the Feldman

Being adequate, satisfactory or normal in any characteristic, circumstance or scenario. The only exception is for good looks, for which the Feldman sets the highest standard, almost unachievable by regular human beings.

In law, the standard of the Reasonably Prudent Feldman has replaced the now outdated Negligence standard.

I got a C on my test today; my professor said I really set the Feldman on it.

I came in 5th out of 10 bowlers in my tournament, and took home the Feldman award.

I've got a decent job, a mid-sized suburban home, a wife and 2.5 kids - I'm really setting the Feldman right now.

Wow, things really got out of hand there for a while! But things are finally starting to return to Feldman again....

DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL AT THE BAR?! There' s no way I even have a chance with her...she totally sets the Feldman!

by Lil' Rank November 5, 2011