Fedging

Holding in a fart or not farting for a large amount of time.

Luke and Skylar are doing the fedging challenge! They've been at it for 5 hours now!

by FartNinja12 September 3, 2020

Fedge

A scruffy, smelly person usually following a band like the Grateful Dead or similar. Usually has no money, no ticket, etc.

Man, did you see that fedge selling 'Heaven Help the Fool' bumperstickers? How lame!

by g monet September 19, 2007

fedge

Like "fuck" is sometimes spelled and pronounced "feck," "fudge" (meaning "fuck") can be spelled and pronounced "fedge" as well. Useful when "fuck," "feck," and "fudge" grow old, and especially useful when saying it around adults at church or any other sensitive environment.

1. Fedge, it sure was a hard day today.

2. I can't find my fedging car keys!

by LeonidasWV September 17, 2005

fedge

the act of simultaneously penetrating both nostrils of a prize pig's snout by two men.

I fedged that pig so hard last night it prolapsed.

by beerswitch May 8, 2010

Fedge

Otherwise know as a Camel Toe

Oh my God! How tight are her pants - take a look at her Fedge!

by TheBrain January 12, 2005

Fedge

The act of one replacing ones tampon with another.

Ben: 'Where did Claire go?'
Dan: 'I dunno, probably for a Fedge...'

by Ned2507 August 1, 2007

Last Mohican Fedge Wedge

While watching a bad movie you shove a fedged penis into a butthole and an indian comes out

The alternative to having babies is to give birth anally to a full grown indian man by using the last mohican fedge wedge

by thebootsybeast November 12, 2010