Giving a non-denominational fart and prayer in tribute to a fallen subjects memory. A far more tangible take on the often and overall useless but nevertheless used 'thoughts and prayers.'

Goofus: Dawwwg! Remember that bitch Bernice from high school who's dog died in 9-11? I ran into the bitch at my daughters school bake sale and I was all of a sudden so overcome with muthafuckin' emotion from her struggle to overcome that loss that my bowels overtook my heart and I farted in front of her and then dropped to one knee and said a hail mary in remembrance to fido. Just one because dogs are not equal to people but enough to not let his loss not be in vain. I think its from all that Amy Grant i've been listening to lately B. Anyways, Farts and Prayers.

Gallant: You are such an insensitive and insufferable prick!

Farts and Prayers by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 17, 2020

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farts-in-a-box

Kind of like a child’s jack-in-the-box but with a noxious fart-cloud released instead.

The festive looking farts-in-a-box musical device was cranked with glee until the boy realized what the “Pop Goes the Weasel” tune would finally mean.

farts-in-a-box by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

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farts alarm

When you feel like you need to poop, but when you sit down, all you do is pass gas.

I really thought I needed to take a crap, but it was just a farts alarm.

farts alarm by Shilo Van Buren March 31, 2014

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farts magarts

A more sophisticated way of implying toots magoots.

This sir is such a farts magarts

Trump is the biggest farts magarts I know

farts magarts by moodmah February 27, 2017

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