Trippin' Fandango

When all around you is illusory, senses meshing together forming a maniacally fantastic maelstrom of uniformed chaos & paranormal profundity, all of which is brought on by the ingestion of powerful hallucinogenics, such as lysergic acid dyethylemide (LSD).

Someone who is "trippin' fandango" thinks he's Jimmy Dean Sausage & is abducted by aliens & servants of Satan. He/she also is convinced mathematical improbabilities (eg 5x9=95) are now concrete realities. Said person will also rant & rave nonsensically about "fuckin' seein' some shit" when they were very young. You can spot someone like this by their fake bubba teeth, Winn Dixie vest, Z28 Camaro mesh hat & fake sideburns.

by Flakage September 19, 2009

Fandangoing

The act of humming or singing the entrance theme song of WWE superstar Fandango

Fandangoing started the night after Wrestlemania in the Izod Center

by UrbanWWE April 12, 2013

fanago

While it can be used as both a verb or a noun, fanago is most commonly used when someone is referring to something cool or exciting they want to do, or if someone just wants to have fun. In its verbal form, it is synonymous to words such as finesse or geek (the term geek meaning having fun or messing around, not the nerd).

Only three days into his summer vacation, Jaylen was bored. He called up his friends and asked them if they wanted to fanago.

"Dude did you see Melvin at the party last night?"
"Yeah he totally fanago'd the whole scene."

by TheLifeofPablo September 11, 2016

fandwagon

A fandom bandwagon

"Johnny has never watched Doctor Who? I think he needs to jump on that Fandwagon."

by n3rdg1rl September 13, 2014

Phillips Fandango

1) To evade
2) To explain with exhuberent detail, ad infunum
3) To accompany an explanation with a "sketch"
4) Manoeuvre preceeding the pat-pat-grab

That's a Phillips Fandango if I've ever seen one.

by Maurey Povich October 15, 2004

Fecal Fandango

The act of parking ones beef bus in anothers chocolate town. Sort of like anal salsa dancing. It can get a little messy when done right, but it's well worth it.

Kevin: Ew man, I smell like duck butter and ankle skin.
Ken: Why dude?
Kevin: I did the FECAL FANDANGO with Mike last night and forgot to take a shower.

by Jexxi November 21, 2010

fandango

1. A lively dance.
2. When someone gets fired after a very short tenure due to ridiculous behavior. Usually used with the verb 'to do'.

John: Did you hear about Scaramucci?

Bill: Scaramucci? Scaramucci?
John: Yes. He did the fandango.

by Elemence23 August 1, 2017