The I.F.H.C (I F*^kin' Hate Cilantro) is a group dedicated to the enrichment of mankind through a united fortified effort to educate and warn the masses about a parasitic scourge that goes by many aliases. It is known as Cilantro to the FBI, Coriander to the KGB and Chinese Parsley to the CIA.
Members of the rival faction I.F.L.C have been prone to irrational, nonsensical and increasingly volatile behaviour and outbursts - often making public spectacles of themselves - resulting in members of I.F.H.C frequently being left feeling quite unsettled. The unsettled feeling I.F.H.C members often endure during these I.F.L.C outburts has been described as such:
"Like that feeling that you get when you're watching a show on T.V, and someone is really embarrassing themselves badly, and it's really tough to watch them do it to themselves, and you want them to stop - for their own sake - but they keep embarrassing themselves, and so then you want to change the channel because you can't bare to watch them embarrass themselves like that."
The battle rages on as I.F.H.C is still trying to change the channel to this day.
Members of the rival faction I.F.L.C have been prone to irrational, nonsensical and increasingly volatile behaviour and outbursts - often making public spectacles of themselves - resulting in members of I.F.H.C frequently being left feeling quite unsettled. The unsettled feeling I.F.H.C members often endure during these I.F.L.C outburts has been described as such:
"Like that feeling that you get when you're watching a show on T.V, and someone is really embarrassing themselves badly, and it's really tough to watch them do it to themselves, and you want them to stop - for their own sake - but they keep embarrassing themselves, and so then you want to change the channel because you can't bare to watch them embarrass themselves like that."
The battle rages on as I.F.H.C is still trying to change the channel to this day.
by Sal Antrosux May 31, 2007
Get the I.F.H.C mug.The I.F.H.C (I F*^kin' Hate Cilantro - Facebook Group) is a group dedicated to the enrichment of mankind through a united fortified effort to educate and warn the masses about a parasitic scourge that goes by many aliases. It is known as Cilantro to the FBI, Coriander to the KGB and Chinese Parsley to the CIA.
Members of the rival faction I.F.L.C have been prone to irrational, nonsensical and increasingly volatile behaviour and outbursts - often making public spectacles of themselves - resulting in members of I.F.H.C frequently being left feeling quite unsettled. The unsettled feeling I.F.H.C members often endure during these I.F.L.C outburts has been described as such:
"Like that feeling that you get when you're watching a show on T.V, and someone is really embarrassing themselves badly, and it's really tough to watch them do it to themselves, and you want them to stop - for their own sake - but they keep embarrassing themselves, and so then you want to change the channel because you can't bare to watch them embarrass themselves like that."
The battle rages on as I.F.H.C is still trying to change the channel to this day.
Members of the rival faction I.F.L.C have been prone to irrational, nonsensical and increasingly volatile behaviour and outbursts - often making public spectacles of themselves - resulting in members of I.F.H.C frequently being left feeling quite unsettled. The unsettled feeling I.F.H.C members often endure during these I.F.L.C outburts has been described as such:
"Like that feeling that you get when you're watching a show on T.V, and someone is really embarrassing themselves badly, and it's really tough to watch them do it to themselves, and you want them to stop - for their own sake - but they keep embarrassing themselves, and so then you want to change the channel because you can't bare to watch them embarrass themselves like that."
The battle rages on as I.F.H.C is still trying to change the channel to this day.
I hope one day my children grow up to be members of the I.F.H.C - it would make me so proud. I'd rather have my child become a heroin addict than be part of the I.F.L.C, that's for sure.
by Sal Antrosux June 4, 2007
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by Tankyou. October 5, 2010
Get the F.I.C. mug.The I.F.L.C (I F*^kin' Love Cilantro - Facebook Group)is a rival extremist opponent of the ultimately superior I.F.H.C. Formed in 2007, this cantankerous, crotchety and often ornery group rarely play by any rules. The I.F.L.C members odd-ball antics and borderline psychotic rants have drawn the disdain and skepticism of many.
As just a small example of the atrocities committed by the I.F.L.C - In 1997, under the veil and secrecy of a different name, they were cited by W.H.O for horrible and indecent crimes against Guacamole.
Through the struggles of the I.F.H.C - the fight for the freedom of Guacamole rages to this day.
This group has also been known to turn Pesto into Pestilence.
As just a small example of the atrocities committed by the I.F.L.C - In 1997, under the veil and secrecy of a different name, they were cited by W.H.O for horrible and indecent crimes against Guacamole.
Through the struggles of the I.F.H.C - the fight for the freedom of Guacamole rages to this day.
This group has also been known to turn Pesto into Pestilence.
"The I.F.L.C are sheer lunatics. If Guantanamo wasn't so damn full already, we'd be locking these people up and throwing away the key." ~George W. Bush to C.N.N News~
by Korey Andersshitty June 5, 2007
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that kinda girl every guy or lesbian wants to have some kind of relationship with but they can't and they see the task of making the girl pay attention to them hard and "Impossible"
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Sandra: Damn, Génesis is my fucking F.I.C
Diane: your what?
Sandra: it means "Female Impossible Crush"
Diane: ohh, lmao that's true.
Diane: your what?
Sandra: it means "Female Impossible Crush"
Diane: ohh, lmao that's true.
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