Evaporated Cum 

Evaporated Cum is the combined cum of several guys that has been collected and put in a flat dish to evaporate and condense to a rich, thick, ivory-colored liquid for all the dudes to enjoy. May be used in various semen recipes.

Last night we all jacked off in a dish so we could make Evaporated Cum!

Evaporated Cum by eda-skip October 5, 2021

exaporate 

A form of complete and utter destruction; a cross between explosion and evaporation, often accomplished by means of alien ray gun.

DANIELLE: Can you tell if that goat is a boy or a girl?

BRIAN: Hella-no! Good thing we have these alien ray guns. Let's just exaporate it.

DANIELLE: Good idea! (They shoot.)

GOAT: Sho-o-o-o-o-ot. (The GOAT dies.)

exaporate by Brian the Sky-Guy July 11, 2005

evaporated 

A chobo dota player

Evaporated sucks the wang at dota

evaporated by Nuks! June 2, 2003

evaporated jew 

when you are so hot you feel as though your sweat is evaporating like a jew in an oven

"Bro its 100 degrees out here!"
"I know bro! I feel like an evaporated Jew!"

evaporated jew by JoJoVapor April 5, 2021

evaporated milk 

The breast milk of an old woman.

A: "man, I want to be all over her so bad"
B: "dude your sick I can't believe your into her, she old enough to be you grandma. You into evaporated milk?"

A: "what can I say, they get better with age!"

evaporated milk by Moistmonster December 30, 2013

Ezaporated 

The process of being zapped and evaporated at the sammmeee timmeeee

DAYUM SUN HE DUN JUST GOT EZAPORATED!

Ezaporated by Whutup January 23, 2011

evaporate my tenderloin 

To Evaporate your Tenderloin is to beat your dick so fucking hard your meat (a.k.a Tenderloin) disappears(evaporates) into nothingness.

"Ah hell ya dude, this video of Paul Walker & Bob Ross painting each other's nude bodies makes me want to evaporate my tenderloin!"

evaporate my tenderloin by Tenderloin Evaporator December 9, 2017