Export English

To speak in a very slow manner so those with limited understanding of English can understand you better. Used extensively in conversations with foreigners whilst working abroad or in discussions with those new to the United Kingdom from say India. Also involves the use of simple words in simply constructed sentences. First expressed by Sir Alan Sugar on The Apprentice.

'W H A T, D O, Y O U, T H I N K, A B O U T, T H A T, I D E A, ?' followed by a nod (or waggle) of the head from the other party and my immediate response ' N O, T H A T, W A S, A, Q U E S T I O N, I, A M, S P E A K I N G, I N, EXPORT ENGLISH, S O, Y O U, C A N, U N D E R S T A N D, M E.

by TwoBlonds September 6, 2012

Export Gold

Brand of New Zealand beer made by DB breweries, tastes like watered down horse urine. Sponsers Cricket New Zealand and is the only booze available at the games, crowds are dwindling since this arrangement was made.

"Hey Bolge, this Export Gold tastes like watered down horse urine"

by Jessie Ryder March 5, 2008

extortion

1. Gaining something of value by threatening or inflicting harm on a person or property. Blackmail is a type of extortion.

2. Protection in a criminal sense.

3. A Mobb Deep track (Hell on Earth) featuring Method Man.

"Extortion is the key I got the key for extortion
Spend your fortune, dead your shorty like abortion
Take precaution, Infamous laws enforced in
You married to the Mobb, kid take it then divorce it
Cause I ain't got no time for them domestic disputes
If you scared get a dog don't got a click then recruit
You're weak troop, lost the tan in the mist
On your name my shit, take it like a man you little bitch"
- Havoc

by ZL January 27, 2006

emu export

It is actually the best beer in the world. Most beers need to be cold, export is far better nice and hot, to get the perfect temperature is simple: place block in boot of car, drive crew to location on a hot day, serve directly from boot. True perfection. One of the rare occasions where cheaper is better, export remains, at certain outlets, $1 a can by the block (stubbies are for poorcuuunts). It has many advantages over other beers:

#1 Refreshing taste

#2 Cheap

#3 You won't look like a posh wanker

#4 Available throughout this golden state

#5 Comes in blocks to share with a mate and the carton has a carry handle!

#6 Esky of ice is not needed

#7 Noone will steal your beer at a party

Good on ya cobbers down at the swan brewery you make me proud every day of every year.

"Hey gorgeous wanna root?"
"Yeah! Your a real man all these guys are obsessed with there imported beers but you just comit the emu export!"

by Tony Comitto January 9, 2008

Extortionist in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for Dolt 45.

An expert in the finely honed criminal art of shooting himself in the foot, the Extortionist in Chief appears to have stepped into what may be the deepest self-made shitpile of his gilded life.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

bail extortion

That point toward the beginning of the criminal injustice loop when money is essentially extorted from folks who must pay the piper for a chance to go home.

Once again I’m going through the process of bail extortion so I’ll need you to mortgage your house again, Mama.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 26, 2019

exportant

Sth exportant is unimportant.

Well, to be honest, globalization is just exportant for me.

by meyapar February 25, 2009