Skip to main content

Existential Crisis

A period in which you contemplate the meaning of life, your purpose in life, the inevitability of death, etc.

This can last from a few minutes up to a month. Best done lying on your tummy face down on a flat surface (usually the ground) with hands by sides. Can occur at any time during the day.

Most commonly occurs among people in their 20s as they have just become free and are living their own lives and making decisions which will impact them in the long run.
Made popular by Dan Howell (danisnotonfire)
Existential Crisis 1: *lying on the floor at the bottom of the stairs* "Life is so pointless. I work so hard to further my career and have a life when really it'll all be worth nothing because I'll just die. Is this really what I want to be doing?"

Existential Crisis 2: "Making some cereal.... Why do I exist? Life is pointless."
by kridjiti November 27, 2016
mugGet the Existential Crisis mug.

Existials

Existials, ials or “eels” is A DnB/EDM Artist whom expresses his/her emotion with rhythmic experimental, melody & ambient Breakcore. He’s/she’s mainly Influenced By “Sewerslvt” another EDM artist. He/she is mainly known for the humorous titles for his/her songs which are eye catching while making overall good music.
I’ve become one with the existials,”their main alias
by EDMlolipoplicker222 May 18, 2021
mugGet the Existials mug.

eXit 2 exist

eXit 2 exist is simple 3 points philosophy for leading a happy and meaningful life.

eX stands 4 eXperience which means anything from learning 2 walk, talk and listen 2 knowledge in widest fields of sciences, technology and arts as possible.

i stands for independence, or freedom, which you gain from experience and knowledge.

t stands for tolerance, or unconditional love towards your surroundings, which you accomplish by being experienced, knowledge able and independent, freedom loving human being.

Yes, folks, is as simple as that. Just keep up these 3 points valid and you will be loving and beloved in return.
Guy #1: Oh man, I am so bored and unhappy with my life, so how's that you're looking so satisfied and happy?

Guy #2: Well I am following eXit 2 exist tenet by Dr. Milanko Sasko of Vienna in Austria. By growing my everyday experience is giving me more and more independence. And these two points are climaxing in me being a tolerant person, capable of giving unconditional love even 2 my worse enemies.
by amiland May 2, 2022
mugGet the eXit 2 exist mug.

existential nap

Grandma did not come from upstairs this morning, she is taking an existential nap or Timmy's dog can't fetch the ball because it's taking an existential nap on the farm
by ramphilosophers December 7, 2017
mugGet the existential nap mug.

Existential Crisis

Existential crisis in the works:
Dan: Making some cereal......why do I exist? Life is pointless....
Dan: Time to make a video! So fun! .....One day I and everyone I love will be dead. We're so alone in the universe
by dungman October 14, 2013
mugGet the Existential Crisis mug.

fully in existence

Something that stands out more than normally expected.
Person 1: That girl was cute, but she did have a big nose.
Person 2: Yea your right, it was fully in existence.
by RunTampa December 8, 2009
mugGet the fully in existence mug.

Bane of My Existence

To be the burden of your life whether in your particular moment or over the course of your life.
Mosquitoes are the bane of my existence. I hate them.
by eccedentesiast101 May 6, 2015
mugGet the Bane of My Existence mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email