excuse me bro

what you say at a club or bar to a puffed out chested guy when you need to get through to get to the bar, which is why you are REALLY at the bar cuz you go to the bar to get DRUNK not to pick up gold diggers. ANYWAY- when you need to convey to a potentially trouble causing trendy striped shirt guy that you want to get through in a very non confrentational "im being polite to you so you cant get mad at me" way.. you say "excuse me bro" and they let you through and they have no option but to be polite back. its bar/club ediqette. everyone knows that and if you dont. learn it.

*walking through the bar* 'excuse me bro'- no prob man go ahead. thanks bro.

by reggie in full effect September 24, 2005

Excuse me wtf ?

To be confused about some wierd shit someone did or said

*guy shakes his dick around in public*
person: Excuse me wtf ?
*guy starts pissing*
Person:Excuse me what the actual fuckery?

by Excusemewtf December 14, 2018

um excuse me

something all cool people say when there is awkward silence. if you are talking to someone and they stop responding but you don't want to be a pain, just say um excuse me. it always works.

"so...."
-awkward silence-
''um excuse me"
instant messgae/ text
"hi"
"hi"

"wu"
"nm"
..........................
"um excuse me"

by cow125 October 6, 2012

Excuse me, but shit

A polite way of letting someone or something know the impending doom of a situation.

Also, you could tap someone on the shoulder and say this before slinging shit in their face

Paul tapped her on the shoulder, seeing the giant wave behind her. "Excuse me, but shit" he said, pointing to the wave

by The dark Lilith November 11, 2016

the Excuse me gene

the gene that causes a person to involuntarily say excuse me in any situation.This gene was discovered in John Mikzsa.

"Excuse me that is my wife."

by jim April 30, 2004

excuse me miss

A phrase uttered right before penetrating a girl so hard, you tear her perineum

Sam "excuse me miss"
Trisha "what?...AHHHH"

by Wilshire July 3, 2008

S-excuse me

when you tell a sexy women to move out ure way and in doing so impress her at the same time with this fabulous word.(that i made up)

In a club
(you)s-excuse miss,
(lady)would you like a dance

by wHiSkY ($eAn!) August 7, 2004