rectal broomstick extraction procedure

The fine art of getting someone to lighten up a bit. To help change their point of view.

Mr. Smith is so adamant about not letting his daughter Mary date until she is 27 years old, that he needs to have a rectal broomstick extraction procedure performed.

by JackU May 1, 2009

Rectal Extracation

Dropping a massive shit.

I just had a rectal extracation. It was big I didn’t flush it for fear it would clog the pipes.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

playground extraction specialist

1. Another name for a pedophile
2. A person who needs to be thrown into a woodchiper

Send that fucking playground extraction specialist to the woodchiper.

STAB STAB STAB STAAAAAAAB you fucking playground extraction specialist.

by Jd_fan October 6, 2023

Extractionism

Extractionism: taking money/value from others without creating anything of value; anything that produces economic growth or improves our lives.

Extractionism is not sexy.

It’s like having sex pulling out after you get yours and telling your partner to fend for his/herself.

withdraw hit it

by Lightrider December 31, 2011

Extraction Bush Push

When you feelin freaky with a girl and you grabbing her bush, she kicks you back and you pull some bush with you

Yo man, I was getting freaky with this girl and we ended up extraction bush pushing before I rocked her world

by 69RyanSmith69 June 18, 2018

Double Extraction

When you and your partner cum (ejaculate) at the same exact time.

Yaaaa yaaaa, baby baby baby I'm almost there! I'm almost there!

I'm waiting for you babe!

I'm cumming!!!!

Me too baby mee tooooo! We're Double Extraction -ing!!!

by Lilcodyice February 28, 2019

Playground extraction specialist

1. Another name for a monster who touches kids

2. Bloody red wood

Send that fucking playground extraction specialist to the woodchiper

STAB STAB STAB STAB STAAAAAAAAAB take that you fucking playground extraction specialist

by Jd_fan October 6, 2023