Premature exasperation

Becoming upset about something before knowing all (or any) of the details.

When my parents found out I had been in an accident, my father's premature exasperation kicked in. He freaked out before hearing that some drunkard had rear-ended me at a red light.

by Jerry8675309 January 17, 2011

Exasperbated

verb

To irritate or provoke to a high degree through the use of masturbation.

1) Hey man! That's like, your fourth time masturbating today! Get a fucking girlfriend.

2) Dude! Quit jerking it in front of me! Or i am going to be exasperbated with you.

by rogerthewhale November 16, 2011

exasperbate

(v) the action of pleasuring oneself to distract from stressful circumstances, usually making the situation worse in the process

Dude, the economy makes me want to exasperbate non-stop.

by Shaka the Khan February 26, 2009

exasperation

frustrated, annoyance, thats about what exasperation means!

He was exasperated at the fact that he was fired.

by heyley March 28, 2005

exaggerated

completely blown way the fuck out of proportion so someone seems much cooler than they actually are.

"yeah i squat about, ya know, 250lbs, I don't like to brag, but I'm a beast." Wow Tim totally exaggerated that statement.

by the person you wish you were April 17, 2015

Exaspieriated

being tired from having a large amount of expieriences in something.

gosh im so exaspieriated from all that work.

by fluffer butt July 23, 2007

Rum Exasperation

An emotion often felt when all of the rum is gone. Symptoms include denial, feelings of hopelessness, staggered walking, and repeated questioning of WHY the rum is gone.

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Jack Sparrow: But WHY is the rum gone?
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum always gone? *staggers drunkenly* Ah. That's why.

Other Pirate 1: What happened to him?
Other Pirate 2: Rum exasperation.

by Artemis Vandelay July 25, 2011