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Not Even Steven

A phrase used to denyor reject something during a dispute or a conversation even though the recipient's name is not necessarily "Steven".

See also not even
Jimmy: "Yo guy, let's get ballin' yo!"
Mike: "Yo Not Even Steven yo! I gotz to go finishing knitting my sweater yo!"
by hydragyrum January 10, 2005
mugGet the Not Even Stevenmug.

even the stevens

To chop off ones' testicles during a sex act
"Oh man, I hooked up with Sandra last night and she ended up evening my stevens."

"I gave Jim a blowjob but he wouldn't let me even his stevens."

"We have an APB an a serial castrator, reports say that she seduces men into sex and proceeds to even the stevens."
by Evener of Infinite Stevens August 22, 2011
mugGet the even the stevensmug.

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