A crapy contest of unknown dumb-ass signers who think they are cool, the whole Europe can see them.
Nevertheless, hosting this stupid singers' competition is good for advertising "developing" countries like Turkey (in 2004) and Ukraine (2005).
By the way, Ukraine is now hosting the 50th Eurovision contest, and it should ve the best of all.
Nevertheless, hosting this stupid singers' competition is good for advertising "developing" countries like Turkey (in 2004) and Ukraine (2005).
By the way, Ukraine is now hosting the 50th Eurovision contest, and it should ve the best of all.
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by KroLL May 15, 2005
Get the Eurovisionmug. Friend- Hey! I'm going to watch Eurovision today!
Me- Omg I've already eurovised every single 2021 Eurovision song!
Me- Omg I've already eurovised every single 2021 Eurovision song!
by ëq¡ç sã× gü¥ July 7, 2021
Get the Eurovisemug. A joke ... but we like it anyway!
Highlights of 2004's Eurovision song contest:
- Satelite feed of woman blowing her nose
- Xena Warrior Princesses from Ukraine winning
- UK getting more than 0 this year (hurray!)
Highlights of 2004's Eurovision song contest:
- Satelite feed of woman blowing her nose
- Xena Warrior Princesses from Ukraine winning
- UK getting more than 0 this year (hurray!)
by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004
Get the eurovisionmug. Mediocre performers, crappy songs, but for some strange reason massive loads of fun - even if you're not a flaming homosexual.
Digg-loo, diggi-lei
by bllah January 8, 2004
Get the eurovisionmug. 
A massive gay pride parade of European music featuring too many oversized flags, flying bearded ladies, epic sax guys, animated stick people, hot guys, sexy girls, Australia, smoke machines, wind machines, 'perfect' vocals, catwalks, fire and hosts that can't host.
"The Eurovision Song Contest is an annual event in which different European countries - and for whatever reason Australia - send their worst singers to sing their worst song with the worst staging and whoever was least terrible will win. This is usually Sweden because they care way too much about this contest.
In conclusion, it is an annual gay pride festival with lots of pretty colours and Australia.
Enjoy at your own peril."
In conclusion, it is an annual gay pride festival with lots of pretty colours and Australia.
Enjoy at your own peril."
by #PROTECT.LENA.L-M.2K16 May 15, 2016
Get the eurovisionmug. by squid puffs October 14, 2019
Get the eurovisionmug.