Eurotrash

(oxi-moron) One whose effortlessly impeccable style, tasteful understated elegance, and continent-hopping savoire vivre, is manifested in one's daily presentation---including, but not limited to: choice of words (few and articulate; loudness only permitted for Italians...from Italy, not Jersey); multilingual accent (reflecting upbringing by French nanny, German-Swiss headmaster at boarding school in St. Moritz, and a touch of "ivy-league American" from countless summers at parent's Easthampton residence and study period at Brown);choice of clothing (at least 3 pieces orchestrated in natural fabrics of varying textures and varying coordinated colours--but not varying quality--only the finest, bien sur); places frequented (ultra-modern Ian Schrager hang-outs, gourmet shops, 'historical districts', museum cafes, etc.; not Starbucks; never shopping malls); lack of familiarity with cheap,disposable pop-culture ('Britney who?'); and of course, a command of the "I-don't-know-what": loafers without socks; cigarette smoked like '40's film star; collars on polo shirts turned upwards; selects unadvertised fragrances; almost entirely void of visible logos (exceptions:family crest or personal monogram; crocodile, polo player, and "G")employs the 'kiss on either cheek' greeting. The word Eurotrash should only be used on the west side of 'the pond' and in relation to the bland, Puritan, mass-marketed,shrink-wrapped, petit-bourgeois style rampant in America.
#1: Gate of arriving flight from Paris; #2: Passangers aboard the 'Hampton-Jitney' line to the Hamptons.
by Anglo-Franco-Italo-American October 01, 2003
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-a new sub-class of the species Homo sapien. Obsessed by pop culture, clothing and fermnented grapes, this new sub-species often devotes their entire lives to looking and sounding “hip”. Spending most of their time on the above stated, they spend little time doing, reading, or creating anything of significance. This peculiar sub-species often looks down at American’s, which they find uncultured and fat. They have trouble understanding why American’s find showering and personal freedom good, while at the same time finding anorexia and collectivism bad. Concentreated mainly in Europe, this class of humas has become a plaugue to free society. A sub-class that is unarmed and a slave to the European Union, one must wonder if thier self obsessing and ethnocentrism wasn’t such a dominant part of their lives, would they have the time to concentrate on stopping their continent from falling into Tyranny time and time again.
Look Jenny that’s one of those Eurotrash people. I sure wish I was that fancy. Imagine Jenny, if we sold our boat and RV we could drink all kinds of fancy wine and have all kinds of fancy clothes. Were did we go wrong Jenny?
by American Person April 03, 2010
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ultra-urbane sophisticated inimitable style which others try to copy. this style cannot be copied, witness thousands of New Yorkers hanging about in cafes frantically trying affect a Eurotrash look with the result being a very slick kind of self- conscious bravaderie or braggodocio. let's face it: you either are Eurotrash or you ain't!
The Eurotrash line at the airport was the envy of all the other passengers.
by wildpriestess February 11, 2003
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Definition used by ignorant ugly and particularly fat europeans descents who now call themselves americans, to overcome theyr colony complex, and depreciate theyr mother land. It is also used for an american to describe everything that is wrong about himself and about his culture and associate another continent to it.
The meaning is basically the same to americantrash, the main diference is that for americantrash, the planet is called USA, and eurotrash its not so ignorant about the world, and other cultures, and was not ignorant enough to make the word.
by andrezito May 27, 2008
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A certain wild and unpredictable style. Very chic and stylish. A free spirit who will not be influenced by others.
by Joe-Joe January 23, 2003
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"Excuse me, madamoiselle, is it you I surrender to? My eurotrash white flag was getting dusty and I needed to give it a good wave."
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Hey barry I'm bored.... switch over to that nice french chappie and let's check out some spanish mellons.
by baron-von-heimlic-shteifen November 20, 2003
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