eunich

What some call big time soccer star David Laluz for getting kicked in the balls in the Venezualan championship game.

David Laluz became a Eunich after Jorge Chavez miss the soccer ball and kicked him between the legs.

by THE Wee Man April 22, 2009

eunich

A male with no pee pee.

"A volcano exploded and lava hit my pee pee...my pee pee is now gone..I am a eunich now."

by no July 18, 2003

Office Pool Eunich

When your office mates won't either join in the vairous office pools and/or mess it up somehow

I can't believe Mark and Joel split the NCAA pool- the night bfore the final game "just to be safe" What office pool eunichs!

or: I can't believe Jordan won't put in a dollar for the office pool- what an office pool eunich!

by Stank the Tank June 19, 2008