Etienne is a beautiful guy. With probably one of the biggest dicks you will ever see.
he is a literally sex god. when he is done with you will never want to sleep with someone else.
it's like god put Zeus, a 28 inch cock, and love, in a blender and pored it in a mold and Etienne was made.
if you ever have sex with a Etienne you are a lucky one
he is a literally sex god. when he is done with you will never want to sleep with someone else.
it's like god put Zeus, a 28 inch cock, and love, in a blender and pored it in a mold and Etienne was made.
if you ever have sex with a Etienne you are a lucky one
Sara: so you was the date
Annebelle: i had sex with him
Sara:how was it
Annebelle: he was amazing his name was Etienne so duh.
Annebelle: i had sex with him
Sara:how was it
Annebelle: he was amazing his name was Etienne so duh.
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Etienne has such a long schlong!!
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The only person you would want to be with in every situation. Someone you want to be with all your life. Funny, cute, someone you can always have a conversation with. Even though they might upset you, you can't feel angry. You can't stop loving them. They are everything you will ever need and truly care about.
by losersquaredthatsme January 26, 2009
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Get the Etienne mug.Awesome UK London based, centered and obsessed pop trio (named after the french football team), comprising the glam puss front lady Sarah Cracknell, and ex music journalists Bob Stanley and Pete Wiggs. Done some of the cleverest, loveliest, toungue firmly in chickiest pop muzak ever. I kinda lost touch after the classic three first albums, but their latest, Tales from Turnpike House turned out as good as anything they've ever done. Pop on me luves!
Man, I know SE will read this definition the next time they google themselves, and it feels so frikin awesome
Man, I'd definitely let that Sarah chick give me a hanjob
Saint Etienne (name pronounced with the stress on E, not in the le frog manner) are in the studio, cunningly crafting their knowing little pop snippets
Saint Etienne are rarely cited as "credible" by UK muzak press cos they don't really give a fuck about maintaining the "credebilitah" rituals (predictable political statements, taking themselves seriously etc etc)
Man, I'd definitely let that Sarah chick give me a hanjob
Saint Etienne (name pronounced with the stress on E, not in the le frog manner) are in the studio, cunningly crafting their knowing little pop snippets
Saint Etienne are rarely cited as "credible" by UK muzak press cos they don't really give a fuck about maintaining the "credebilitah" rituals (predictable political statements, taking themselves seriously etc etc)
by parishiltonfan12345 January 2, 2009
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Etienne is by far one of the most sensible, sweet and loving people you'll meet. He'll take enormous steps out of his way for the sake of others. An Eti will put so much unconditional love into all he does, we're talking just a few thoughts of how sweet he is can get you into tears. If you think this is bogus then you haven't met an Etienne yet, trust us!
You'll know you've spotted an Etienne when you sense:
- A CRAZY HOT and stunning guy
- Commonly quite tall and usually with glasses that make him look even cuter
- Has a smile that makes your chest feel like a Korean-inspired Super Spicy grilled cheese sandwich with extra melting cheddar
- Will make you feel so safe area 51 security will look like a kids' playground
- He knows da wae.
AND if you even get CLOSE to lucky enough to date him:
-He's an AMAZING kisser. He'll blow your expectations. Movies can't compare (first date with an Etienne whilst in his arms as it starts raining? Let's just say you're one lucky person)
-He'll rock the bed better than Queen's debut in 2002 (we don't lie..)
-He'll give you smiles so wide you feel as if your cheeks are about to fall off :DD
So if you ever stumble over an Etienne, you better make sure you can love & show appreciation back, be ready to get cuddles that'll turn you into the softest puddle full of happiness, love, horniness, more love, appreciation..basically an emotional mess :)
Etienne is by far one of the most sensible, sweet and loving people you'll meet. He'll take enormous steps out of his way for the sake of others. An Eti will put so much unconditional love into all he does, we're talking just a few thoughts of how sweet he is can get you into tears. If you think this is bogus then you haven't met an Etienne yet, trust us!
You'll know you've spotted an Etienne when you sense:
- A CRAZY HOT and stunning guy
- Commonly quite tall and usually with glasses that make him look even cuter
- Has a smile that makes your chest feel like a Korean-inspired Super Spicy grilled cheese sandwich with extra melting cheddar
- Will make you feel so safe area 51 security will look like a kids' playground
- He knows da wae.
AND if you even get CLOSE to lucky enough to date him:
-He's an AMAZING kisser. He'll blow your expectations. Movies can't compare (first date with an Etienne whilst in his arms as it starts raining? Let's just say you're one lucky person)
-He'll rock the bed better than Queen's debut in 2002 (we don't lie..)
-He'll give you smiles so wide you feel as if your cheeks are about to fall off :DD
So if you ever stumble over an Etienne, you better make sure you can love & show appreciation back, be ready to get cuddles that'll turn you into the softest puddle full of happiness, love, horniness, more love, appreciation..basically an emotional mess :)
Him: Yeah that's right, guess who just got a date with THE one and only Tasha. She picked ME over millions of other men. Who are YOU with?
You: *shows picture of Etienne*
Him: ...oh my god
*he storms away in a flustered anger. A prominent, damp bulge forms*
You: *shows picture of Etienne*
Him: ...oh my god
*he storms away in a flustered anger. A prominent, damp bulge forms*
by Rinuyo April 22, 2022
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Ettiene also did 4 push-ups....it was amazing
Ettiene doesnt have a small dick...so dont be petty because your chick chose him digbig1234
Ettiene also did 4 push-ups....it was amazing
Ettiene doesnt have a small dick...so dont be petty because your chick chose him digbig1234
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