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the essentials

kick-ass band from Seminole, FL. They rock the house hardcore style. An awesome mix of musical genres such as Indie and Retro Rock. Some of their greatest influences are The Beatles, The Pixies, The White Stripes, Yo La Tengo, and The Doors. For more info. see www.theessentialsrock.com
Jimpi, Mada Condor, Fat Jew, and Milt playes some wicked awesome stuff. They are in a band called The Essentials!
by Alex March 16, 2005
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bare essentials

private and significant sexual somewhat parts of the body
An eloquent speech should be like a mini-skirt: short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials
by anonymous April 2, 2010
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Daily Essentials Shopping

Milkbasket.
Housemate 1: We're out of vegetables, cheese, milk and pasta! We need to do some Daily Essentials Shopping if we wish to eat tomorrow!

Housemate 2: No problem. Let's just Milkbasket everything.
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Daily Essentials Shopping

Milkbasket.
Housemate 1: 'The maid didn't cook because we're out of everything! We need to do some Daily Essentials Shopping!'

Housemate 2: No worries. Let's just Milkbasket it! It'll be here by 7 AM!
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bare essentials

Da minimum amount of your personal "real estate" dat you're expected to "show da world" at a nudist camp.
Da term "bare essentials" can also refer to da unclothed status of one or more fellow humans dat a pervert feels is vital and necessary for him to feel even at a minimum of happy, calm, satisfied, etc.
by QuacksO March 21, 2023
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essential oils

What anti-vaxxers use to efficiently and effectively accomplish nothing. Quickest way to deny your children their right to healthcare (which is an actual human right, Article 25), killing your children in the process. Normal people use this to moisturize their skin.

Karens usually find their little bottles of nothingness on Facebook in a group full of other soccer moms who have also successfully been tricked by an MLM.
Karen: Honey, our little girl apparently contracted measles, and I don't even know how!

Bob: Did you get her vaccinated?

Karen: Of course not! I just used some essential oils that I found on Facebook.

Bob: You're such a psychopath. Now I'm grateful that you divorced me and took the kids, because now I can't be held liable. I hope YOU get measles now.

Karen: Well, I'd rather have her die than get infected by the lies of the government.
by derpsderps February 12, 2019
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Essential workers that are so badass and fearless they are viewed by society as having a fucking legendary and almost mythical status. Someone who never surrenders, backs down, or calls in sick despite the danger.
JerDawg is totally the essentialist of the essential. He's so badass and fearless that even the gangsters in his neighborhood are forced to show respect!
by calling them out April 20, 2020
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