Esquared

To be Esquared is to pass the bar exam and be admitted to the bar in two States!

My bright and talented and awesome friend Amy just got her bar exam results from both Pennsylvania and New Jersey and passed both exams thus she is Esquared!

by jmspaesq November 13, 2010

Esquire

The friend of a hooker. Derived from the merging of the words escort (high class hooker) and squire (used as a term of endearment towards a friend).

"I was mates with Judy for 3 months before I realized she was on the game, guess that makes me her esquire".

by mr.nh October 25, 2010

Esquired

To be Esquired is to have passed the bar exam and be admitted to the Bar!

My bright and talented and awesome friend Amy just got her bar exam result and passed and is now officially esquired!

by jmspaesq November 13, 2010

esquave

1. verb. The process of smoking a controlled substance.
2. noun. Meth

Bailey didn’t see me try to hand him the pipe so I tried again and said, “esquave”? He immediately knew it was his turn to hit it.

by The Dirty Mike June 22, 2021

Google Esquire

Someone who is not a legal professional and uses the Internet to interpret the law with extreme inaccuracy.

After the Ferguson decision, everybody suddenly became a Google Esquire

by rchgrca November 25, 2014

esquarze

someone in which you have or have had a romantic involvement with.

1."We should go to the club tonight, but leave your esquarze at home."

by Jen and Mindall March 12, 2004

esquire chode

a penis that is three times as wide as it is long. This person is usually upperclass and tycoonish. Some prefer esquire chode over gentlemans chode, claiming that it is too long for their taste.

Wow, your esquire chode looks like a wheel of cheese...and smeels like one too

by lickmytaint79 December 20, 2008