Esper

Former Naked Blue-Haired Glowstick Web Comic Author, Presently a Mage robe wearing Blue-Haired Glowstick Web Comic Author.

"They're naked like an Esper!"

by Scorpio December 29, 2003

Esper

Surname of German origin meaning asshole. Generally good looking.

"Ugh...that guy's such an Esper, but he's soo hot!"

by Kymiaye January 7, 2014

esper

What Reigen Arataka is definitely not. Still, he tries to convince people he is one. Apprximately, that man is a rat who commits fraud.

Reigen: I'm the greatest psyhic of the 12th century!
Mob, a real esper: Ding dong, your opinion is wrong

nobody:
Reigen:An evil spirit is cursing your elbow!1!!11!

by yoyo666 May 7, 2019

Esper

A person who possesses extreme potential or emerging capabilities. Mostly referred to when talking about someone who is a quick learner, or someone who picks up on details others don’t.

In short, it’s a synonym for quick learner, but also implies that they have hidden talent, or perhaps just a natural edge in their technique.

“He’s an esper when it comes to driving.”

“Bit of an esper myself.”

by FictionalBiscuits October 20, 2023

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!

While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.

by ElectroPig von FökkenGrüüven May 16, 2011

esmeralda

Esmeralda has she special in many ways, to her beautiful looks or her goofiness that brings laughter to others. But when you look into her eyes it’s like no other, as she has the most beautiful eyes you’ll ever see an how she makes others feel special with there every need. Esmeralda puts an smile on people’s face with out even knowing it, as her happiness an beauty ain’t like no other, as su belleza me vuelve loca. Shes an beast on field an off the field, she plays like the best because she is the best, best at soccer best rowing, an best at knowing that she has an place in this world. she thinks positive in the day an in the night an spreads it to others with in her sight. she’s the one, the one to careful as she’s your special one that you gotta fight for. Esmeralda as an heart like no other, an one day be an amazing mother. Keep your esmeralda nice an tight don’t let her go as she is definitely worth the fight.

esmee your beautiful an worth it all, thank you for your happiness to yourself an others, read this when times are down as you shall know your worth is priceless an shall not be let down:)

- your stalker :)

“dam guys esmeralda is hot af”

by THE TRUE ONE 123 December 9, 2021

Raúl Esparza

Raúl Eduardo Esparza (born October 24, 1970) is a Broadway, film, and TV actor. Very attractive and extremely talented. Sings, acts, and dances. Has tons of tumblr fangirls and managed to make and extremely disgusting character (Frederick Chilton) into a fan favorite. His voice is probably what heaven sounds like. He's Cuban-American and his Spanish is gorgeous. He's also known for his impressive talent of growing a beard. He's bisexual.
Known for:
Bobby in Company.
Jonas Nightengale in Leap of Faith.
Frederick Chilton in Hannibal.
ADA Rafael Barba in Law and Order: SVU.
Nevada Ramirez in Trouble in the Heights.
And tons of other roles go check out his imdb page.

Beth: omg Raúl Esparza is so hot and talented.
Mary: I know right, I wanna have his babies.

by spoopygurl May 26, 2014