ESAD

Eat shit and die.

The process in which a person ingests faeces, and then dies.

Normally used as an abbreviation when texting.

Alternatives: F**k off, get lost, piss off, go away, leave me alone.

Hillary: "Obama makes a great U.S president!"
Donald: "ESAD, Hillary."

by Peviz February 19, 2016

ESAD

Eat Something Awful Day

A day to eat whatever you want, no matter how "bad-for-you" it is.

This day made up by failing dieters.

It's ESAD! Let's celebrate by eating triple fried oreos and straight lard.

mmm

by ooolaugh March 10, 2010

ESAD

Epic Style and Despacito. Used anytime that you want.

Do you want to ESAD? Sure ESAD.
Thanks for ESAD bro.
I love ESAD.
Stop ESAD.
Why don’t you ESAD?!

by psuedo psuedo October 31, 2018

ESAD

Epic Style and Despacito. Used when you want to use it.

Do you want to ESAD?
I am ESAD.
Thanks ESAD.
I love ESAD.

by psuedo psuedo October 31, 2018

ESAD

Eat Shit and Die. Two older gentleman, Carl and Sean, created this acronym for personal use. It has since taken the texting world by storm, being used by young people everywhere.

"Your mom is a whore" said Carl
"ESAD" said Sean
Carl then proceeds to eat shit and die.

by Prettygirl57 August 06, 2013

esade

Seemingly high-quality business school, in reality rather poor study material and no english speaking professors. Complete disregard for international student body. SAD!

Man, esade sucks!!

by Andrew Perillo December 08, 2016

ESAD

Excuse: Sick and Dying
(usually used through text)

Sorry, can't go tonight. ESAD

by wordrummagedef September 28, 2023