wangus erectus

erectus an upright man with two legs
wangus; his third.

aka. a green male dinosaur who has spikes along his backbone, badass tattooed on his ass and a huge wang.

male drops his pants.
female stares at wangus erectus.

by sarahmae September 29, 2007

erectus elongotis

A highly non-clinical term for a colossal penis.

I've got another big date tonight -- with erectus elongotis.

by Dick Smiley January 3, 2011

Penis erectus

A slang term for vigra

Pass that penis erectus so I can put down these bitches

by Frank abbs July 21, 2018

Nohomo Erectus

The scientific term used to explain the phenomenon during which a heterosexual male achieves an erection while in the company of one of his male friends. This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities.

Also see broner

As a young adult getting a piggy back ride from my uncle, I achieved a nohomo erectus.

by LMBH Factory November 5, 2011

cockus erectus

A woody.

Stroking the cockus erectus will lead to manus milkus.

by PeeBee February 19, 2004

erectus defectus

When a wizard has problems getting his "wand" ready.

"Sorry hermione I can't enter your gryffindor because I have an erectus defectus."
"Hermione! I want to enter your chamber of secrets but I have an erectus defectus. "

by Snut17 December 6, 2018

Erectus Dysfuntionus

A Harry Potter spell that gives you erectile dysfunction

Jordan has been diagnosed with Erectus Dysfuntionus

by Lil_chikle November 21, 2018