equivolate

Equal in value, measure, force, effect, significance, etc
Something that is equivalent
Corresponding

The amount of chicken you just consumed would equivolate to a K.F.C. family meal

by Brad W December 15, 2008

Equilateral Triangle

Pretty much the answer to all questions, known and unknown.

Teacher: "Does anyone know why the forces on this triangle with the angles of 49, 49, 82, are similar?"
Dumbass Student: "EQUILATERAL TRIANGLE!!"

by Wahhhhhhhhhhh Granny October 16, 2006

equivilate

Verb. To make something equivalent to something else.

"why do astronomical discoveries equivilate to the arousal of my autonomic system?"

"I do not think the Intifadah deserves the title "war". You equivilate war with "armed conflict" but it is not the same."

"It's all forces, kinetics, gravity, they all equivilate to the same end result."

by Shann and Seb September 8, 2008

equivilate

To make something equivalent to something else.

"I do not think the Intifadah deserves the title "war". You equivilate war with "armed conflict" but it is not the same."

by Shann and Seb August 3, 2006

Equivilated

Similar to equivalent. Equal to. Equal in value, measure, force, effect, significance, etc.
Corresponding in position, function,

Tim equivilated being a creep to just being himself.

by Glitterbuggy August 12, 2011

equivilate

To draw an equivalence between things that is inappropriate or false. Commonly used in media criticism, to describe a tendency of centrist writers to insist that Both Sides are bad or wrong, and a fear of simply stating the facts if that would make them seem "biased" towards the side that is aligned with reality.

If Republicans say that the Earth was flat, the newspapers would just equivilate and say, "Shape of Earth: Views Differ".

by Auros September 3, 2019

Equivolates

When a number means a word. Any type of number works.

Person 1: Man, 35 points a game ain’t nothing!
Person 2: Dude what are you talking about? 35 points equivolates to a good basketball player!

by Human on the World Wide Web May 26, 2023