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Existatron

noun; a person from your past that you haven't thought about in so long that when they come across your mind one day, for whatever reason, you question if they actually existed.
-You'll never guess who appeared in my dream last night. Taylor Moffit.
-Taylor Moffit? Damn. I forgot he even existed.
-I know, total existatron.
by We Are Jay June 7, 2011
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epictaco

Man I had an epictaco last night, that girl pwned me!
Send text to your girl (honey, when I get home I want to eat your epictaco).. make her day
by Hawger August 24, 2007
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Epitaph

A short phrase, verse, inscription upon a tombstone referring to the one who lies beneath it.
I want her Epitaph to say:

In memory of Jain Doe, a loving daughter, wife, and mother. Born in 1907 laid to rest in 1963.
by NotKnownToYou April 3, 2009
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epistaxis

From the latin word epistazein which means to drip on or to bleed at the nose . A medical term used for nosebleed.
Ben adams was rushed in the hospital due to epistaxis.
by pretty_bie October 14, 2009
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epictaph

An epitaph that is so greatly amazing, in any given way, that it is no longer universally referred to as an epitaph, but as a rare epictaph.
Joe-"Dude, did you see the epitaph of that tombstone the other day?"

Bob-"Yeah, It was pretty exciting."

Joe-"Oh, It wasn't just exciting; it was epic."

Both Bob and Joe in pantomime-
"Epictaph."
by SeniorTaco January 26, 2009
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Epistemology

The study of knowledge. It is the study of how you know what you know and how you came to know.
I learned about epistemology from a course on adult development.
by Doctor of Philosophy August 21, 2009
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existance

This is the wrong way to spell "existence". There is no "a" in existence -- or in definitely, for that matter.

The same people who spell this wrong also can't seem to grasp the difference between "your" and "you're" or "their" and "they're", something the rest of us mastered in third grade.
"Your definately the most excellant guitarest in existance."
--a complete idiot

Maybe if you weren't functionally illiterate, you'd have a more "excellant" job.
by Pick up a book, you moron July 12, 2006
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