The best school in the planet. All of the girls are super pretty and the guys are intelligent and athletic. Send your kid here and they will end up like bill gates.
by ummmokwtf February 03, 2021
Look, I know all of you Irwins, Baldwins, Shipley people, and Haverford boys are always hating on us and each other, but this has to stop! Its terrible how none of us can be friends because of the way our schools have turned us against each other. I personally refuse to believe that the Agnes Irwin girls are all lesbians or bisexuals, and that the Haverford boys are all gay. And not all the girls are sluts. Why can't we all just be friends?
Please stop! The Episcopal Academy is not a bad place, nor are al the other schools! Can't we all just get along?
by sickandtired360 September 27, 2009
Episcopal is such a preppy fucking school. You can smell our excessive white privilege from a mile away. 1/8th of each grade is colored. Some kids actually try to be smart and excel but you know the white folks take over 🤪. One kid literally set a fire in the boy's locker room. The standard EA white trash kids (some are decent) are lowkey racist and highkey homophobic, ignorant, and hypocritical. If for some reason you want you or your kid to go to EA make sure that you're rich, white, and that you can be popular or else you'll be prone to depression XD.
Where do you go to school?
Episcopal.
Oh, I'm sorry.
or
What's Episcopal Academy?
Episcopal Academy Haverford but worse.
Episcopal.
Oh, I'm sorry.
or
What's Episcopal Academy?
Episcopal Academy Haverford but worse.
by abcdefgpleasenobodykillme November 17, 2018
the suckiest skool at sports, considering that IRWINS WON ON EA/AIS DAY. and could possibly have the ugliest slutiest girls at their skool. nothing else to be said.
by fords all the way November 11, 2006
For some reason, EA kids tend to think very highly of themselves, despite the fact that schools like Haverford, Agnes Irwin, Baldwin and Shipley are ALL better than them at basically EVERYTHING. They did not make the popped collar popped, they are not cool, they are not wealthier. Face it, they are all gay ass new money losers like Hart from that MTV bull shit show.
"that kid's a loser"
"oh that's hart from tv and his EA friends, he must have bought them all their clothes to hang out with him"
"oh that's hart from tv and his EA friends, he must have bought them all their clothes to hang out with him"
by Kyle March 22, 2005
by beavis March 24, 2005
The Episcopal Academy, also known as EA, is a prep school on the main line. They are also known for having one of the gayest team names ever, the Churchmen, next to the Haverford Fords and the Penncrest Faggots.
by SHMS July 06, 2006