experts say

A tired trope that is used in hundreds of headlines a day. The phrase that journalists deploy to be able to say whatever they want, without the need for proper sources. Most of the time, this phrase is used in the headline, or one time in the body text, without said experts ever being identified or mentioned again.

"Experts say that eating your own shit could lower your risk of proper digestive function. Here's why." - CNN

by forsenbased April 16, 2021

Jizz Expert

One who knows an alarming amount about the obtaining, handling and digesting of the male ejaculant.

Man Justin, you gobbled up that stuff real good. You have become a real jizz expert.

by Justin Grundstrom January 1, 2012

taron egerton

One of the most lovely British actors to exist. A beautiful Welsh man who deserves more than this world has to offer.

Person: Hey did you see the new Kingsman movie?
Person 2: Yeah, that Taron Egertons a right lad.

by Not Taron Egerton November 11, 2017

african expert

any of the countless african facebook accounts that spam the EPL pages on facebook with their broken english gibberish predictions etc

Moses Wisdom Balla: like dis post if United is best team gonna win EPL this season.

Another african expert posting shit.

by okgono August 25, 2018

everto ex machina

The opposite of Deus Ex Machina. Translates to "the demon machine." Occurs in movies when a good guy is killed for no reason.

"Damn, Sam Jackson totally got the Everto Ex Machina in Deep Blue Sea."

by His_Name_Is_Zabo December 22, 2007

Suffering Expert

A person that is so adept at suffering that they have decided to do it for a living.

For your information, I am the Suffering Expert, so don’t you tell ME how to suffer!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

The Roger Ebert

The act of a standing 69 in which you also penetrate the anal sphincter by giving the "two thumbs down" rating. This may be given in the event of a poor effort regarding the lower half of the standing 69. Or straight boredom. Also can be referred to as simply "The Ebert". Patent pending on the "Ebert and Roper".

Brought the spinner home from the bar. She had the oral ability of a teething todler. In response to her lack of skill during our standing 69 session, I decided to rate her performance by giving the "two thumbs down" rating, thus invoking the Roger Ebert.

by Drunk guys at the bar September 10, 2011