EOBA

End
Of
Burrito
Anxiety

The irrational fear while getting to the end of your burrito that it will start to fall apart, releasing grease and sauce all over your clean hands.

Me: This bitch did a sloppy-ass roll while making my burrito. I have mad EOBA right now.

Friend: who cares, just wash your hands after.

*takes bite and piece of carne asada rolls off thumb onto white shirt*

Me: You've gotta be FUCKING kidding me.

by sir haxalot March 4, 2019

Eoban

A moped hoarder. Always brings the Eoban custom party pack. A full-time Witzelsucht. Pretends to be a cat by sleeping all day. Definitely wants to #BanCars. He is somehow is never anywhere?

Where the hell is Eoban?

by crimsonvampirekisses November 23, 2021

eobf

Eat out butt fuck

She’s a EOBF kind of girl

by Nacho-Dad December 5, 2021

eobo

EOBO is an american phrase standing for eat out and bang out, describing oral sex and copulation. This is the traditional maneuver in soft core pornography shown on cable and satellite television.

Lets check out a good eobo movie tonight

by Trelle September 7, 2007

Eobcens

Men that are afraid of Nipples.

"Hey Shiela - don't flash your tits at Bruce, He's an eobcens and will run a mile!

by TesteKing August 26, 2020

EOBD

End Of Business Day

You get paid back at EOBD

by kenny-the-real-benny October 19, 2020

eobwet

a misspelling of robert; very common to see when your friend typed their name too fast. more commonly, it is seen when your friend is excited about typing the name.

friend 1: omg! eobwet just snapped me back!

friend 2: who is eobwet?

friend 1: oh sorry! robert.

by double0seven2003 July 14, 2021