Enlightenment
Enlightenment by ArtVanderly1969 January 20, 2021
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Enlightenment
The revealing of Eminem's heartlessness and homosexuality to an Eminem fan. Attainable at www.feminem.com
Enlightenment by Anti-Feminem October 4, 2003
Enlightenment
The simple and subtle realization that there is no salvation, all religions are false constructs of control, and that we are all already in Hell.
Most Enlightened Beings just laugh and joke about it all the time while trying to hide the “Cosmic Joke.”
Otherwise, to summarize simply:
Nothing is True,
Everything is Permitted.
Most Enlightened Beings just laugh and joke about it all the time while trying to hide the “Cosmic Joke.”
Otherwise, to summarize simply:
Nothing is True,
Everything is Permitted.
Person 1: You seem so happy and smiling all the time no matter what happens to you. What’s your secret?
Person 2: Oh you know. Just laughing at Enlightenment.
Person 2: Oh you know. Just laughing at Enlightenment.
Enlightenment by SamsaraXD March 12, 2023
Enlightenment
The subtle sudden realization that all religions are false constructs of control, there is no salvation, and we are all already in Hell.
Usually it’s just laughed about and joked about by those that know as “the Cosmic Joke.”
Otherwise, to summarize simply:
Nothing is True,
Everything is Permitted.
Usually it’s just laughed about and joked about by those that know as “the Cosmic Joke.”
Otherwise, to summarize simply:
Nothing is True,
Everything is Permitted.
Person 1: You seem so happy all the time and nothing seems to get you down, what’s your secret?
Person 2: Oh you know, just laughing about Enlightenment.
Person 2: Oh you know, just laughing about Enlightenment.
Enlightenment by SamsaraXD March 12, 2023
Enlightenment Aero
A Frutiger Aero variant that draws inspiration from the Age of Enlightenment and the Scientific Revolution—the era of reason, discovery, and the belief that knowledge could perfect humanity. Enlightenment Aero translates the clean lines of neoclassicism, the precision of scientific instruments, and the grandeur of Enlightenment architecture into the glossy, optimistic language of early 2000s design. Think marble columns with translucent, glowing surfaces, orreries that cast soft light, and interfaces that feel like the instruments of a rational, ordered universe—where knowledge and beauty are one.
Example: “The museum exhibit used interactive orreries with glass‑like planets and soft, glowing orbits—Enlightenment Aero, making the 18th century’s dream of reason look like the future we never stopped believing in.”
Enlightenment Aero by Dumu The Void March 30, 2026
beanie enlightenment
when you discover where the beanies congregate
first theorised by buddist monks within the shanghai region and later confirmed by a research team lead by Isaac Rizzton, Charles Darrizz and Neil deGrizz Tyson
they found strong correlations between building subjects and the beanie population within the immediate vicinity
for example: physics has a 1:0 building to beanie ratio, however social studies ratio tends to infinity for the latter, limited only by the size of the building
first theorised by buddist monks within the shanghai region and later confirmed by a research team lead by Isaac Rizzton, Charles Darrizz and Neil deGrizz Tyson
they found strong correlations between building subjects and the beanie population within the immediate vicinity
for example: physics has a 1:0 building to beanie ratio, however social studies ratio tends to infinity for the latter, limited only by the size of the building
Oscar: "went into the english building for the first time in a year and i think i made a wrong turn cause i ended up at beanie boulevard"
Tay: "i already know" *blows dust off old book and flips to blank page* "beanie enlightenment"
"have you got a pen i can borrow?"
Oscar: "yeman"
Tay:*writes Oscar's name into the ancient scripture*
Oscar: *Ascends*
Tay:"my time has come" *fades away*
Tay: "i already know" *blows dust off old book and flips to blank page* "beanie enlightenment"
"have you got a pen i can borrow?"
Oscar: "yeman"
Tay:*writes Oscar's name into the ancient scripture*
Oscar: *Ascends*
Tay:"my time has come" *fades away*
beanie enlightenment by #needmeabeanie January 26, 2023
Period of Enlightenment
The brief stretch of time just after a good morning shit, coinciding with ones morning coffee kicking in, that is characterized by peak mental illumination and a deep sense of physical bliss.
Jake waltzed out onto the deck, took a deep breath of the crisp morning air, plopped down in a recliner, kicked his feet up over the deck railing, clicked open the e-magazine on his iPad, took another sip of coffee, gazed off into nothingness, and sighed deeply as he entered his period of enlightenment.
Period of Enlightenment by SpacemanSpiff1969 October 15, 2012