Engineer

Individuals who seek solutions to their problems, yet create the very problems they seek to solve.

You know you're an engineer if you can prove you have no life mathematically.

by An Engineer January 27, 2013

Engineer

Someone who erects a dispenser
Literally

Engineer - “Erecting a dispenser”

by Poseidon poop November 2, 2019

Engineer

A profession which has designed and developed everything from cars and planes to computers and cell phones to buildings. Often confused today with mechanics, technicians, and train drivers. Without them it would be back to the caves. They deserve respect.

The design of the Burj Khalifa tower required top of the line structural engineers.

by Allegius August 22, 2012

Engineer

A guy who finds a way to make stuff. Like this computer, your car, that nuclear missle silo next door...
It doesn't always work. But it's pretty damn funny!

Trust me, I'm an engineer! I think we'll put this thing right here.
Trust me, I'm an engineer! What the fuck just happened here?
Trust me, I'm an engineer! With epic skill and epic gear!
Trust me, I'm an engineer! Oh shit I think I'm outta here!

by CADPATRICK February 18, 2018

Engineer

Someone who relates to the universe in a mathematical but socially inept way.

Someone who relates to the universe in a mathematical but socially inept way.
Optimist: "The glass is half full."
Pessimist: "The glass is half empty."
Engineer: "The glass is twice the size it needs to be."

by destillat July 5, 2006

Engineer

An engineer is one who runs a train on a chick.

Last night, we all hit it one after another. We are engineers!

by Regulator April 30, 2006

Engineer

An asshole, dick head, douche bag that thinks he or she is right about everything by uttering these words "I am an Engineer"

Bill justified why he was right to Susan by saying "I am an engineer".

by Not an engineer July 3, 2015