emosogynist

A word coined by blog Jezebel in 2007 describing a man who comes across as feminist due to his sensitive, emo demeanor but who is in fact emotionally immature and adheres to unrealistic fantasies of women. Because he doesn't participate equally in relationships with real women he is woman-hating, therefore emosogynist.

Zach Braff is the classic example of a celebrity emosogynist.

In usage:
"He said he was breaking up with me because he couldn't give me the love I deserved."
"God, what an emosogynist."

by sheistolerable December 14, 2007

Emmology

Emmology is a religion that worships Emma Watson as its goddess and creator of all life and that she should be loved unconditionally by all of her followers

Person 1 dude why do u worship emma and claim to be a emmologist she just some hot actress from harry potter
person 2 because i believe she is the creator of all life and a goddess and should be worshiped for allowing us to experience all good things in life
person 1 how can i convert to emmology

by Emmologist March 1, 2013

epology

an electronic apology sent via email or other internet resource rather than in person; likely to avoid face to face confrontation

after her publicly insulted him, she sent him an epology through facebook

by FeO2E August 16, 2009

gender ecology

A mental disorder where a rabid religious leader confuses the wood for the trees.

"Save the whales - harpoon a lesbian instead! Now that's TRUE gender ecology", shouted His Holiness Twerp Eggs Benedict MCMXLIV.

by Diogenes II December 28, 2008

ecology

The study of an environment and the parts of it's ecosystem. Scientists study ecology to fix problems in the environment or to just gain a better understanding of it.

The ecologist took a water quality sample to observe how healthy the ecology or how healthy the ecosytem really is.

by Kurtis Martin January 11, 2006

emologist

someone who studies emo's and their ways like sandra sands who wrote an article in the guardian which was completely slated in kerrang magasine (september 06)

sandra sands is an emologist, she thinks she knows everything

by The-Emologist October 15, 2006

emolog

A notebook in which one that claims to be emo writes in. Often about his or her friends, enemies and activities involving girlfriend or boyfriend.

The kid might be emo, but someone tried to walk off with his emolog and got the shit kicked out of them.

by Mouse December 20, 2003