Elk Grove high school

A high school located in elk grove village IL full of hot Cheeto Latina girls with fake eyelashes and suburban gangster Edgars who can't go without saying the N word every sentence. You usually spot these Edgars in their natural habitat such as the bathrooms, and Lions park smoking like it's their last day on earth. The school is known for also having a garbage football team.

Typical day in Elk grove high school
Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out
Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here.
Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now
(Security radio approaching the bathroom)

by IntellegentEdgar February 21, 2023

slow elk

Southernism term for a domestic cow that was shot from the roadside and butchered in the field.

Jeb keeps his deep freeze stocked with slow elk.

by Trav September 24, 2004

slow elk

Free-range cattle when considered a "game animal", often poached by radical environmentalists is the western US.

Slow elk was the only meat on the hoof I've seen in two weeks, so I'll be in steaks a while.

by Dr. Badwrench May 3, 2008

Elk Point, SD

The best town ever!!! It is located in the tip of South Dakota!!! GO HUSKIES!!!

Elk Point, SD is BEAST!!

by Freddy1369 October 7, 2011

slow elk

When one can not get hard for an extended period of time

Girlfriend:damn i wana fuck
Guy: hold on, im having trouble getting up
Girlfriend: Shit, ur such a Slow Elk

by j to the a to the red August 1, 2005

small elk

A white-tailed deer with extremely large antlers. Another word for giant buck.

Dude, Randy shot a small elk on that mountain.

by braab248 December 8, 2017

Silky Elk

A dumb nickname given to an athlete by an another athlete that plays for a franchise notorious for dumb things.

"His spirit animal is a silky elk" What does that even mean?

by Bgats9 September 10, 2020