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Elijah Wood

n.
An american actor who is most known for his role as Frodo in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. He has made appearances in films since (Sin City & Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

He is inexplicably forgotten by the general public, despite his hairy-footed constipated acting in LOTR.
"Dude! Have you seen the movie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? Elijah Wood almost looks human!"
by lyra August 29, 2005
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Elijah Wood

A magically gifted, yet disappointingly short penis, which, when burdened with the one cock-ring of power, handed down from the bearer's sketchy uncle, Dildo Faggins, turns invisible.
by Sandy Highman, PHD July 22, 2011
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