by Roselli March 12, 2010
The name given to Grades 1-5, in elementary school, people would learn basics about Science, Social Studies, Language Arts, Math, and Physical Education. Occasionally, certain school will have Religion as a subject and/or Spanish (although these two subjects are not common). For many people, elementary school is considered the only portion of your education that won't be an aboslote hell. Teachers would usually be nice, your fellow classmates won't be a bunch of assholes, and your school will try to make learning "fun".
Surviving elementary school isn't too hard, (depending on when you went to elementary school). Honestly if you want to survive and not get turned into a punching bag, you would want to be pretty fast, how fast you run is very helpful in elementary school, your running speed can also determine how popular you will be. Pokemon cards will also be handy to have, you would want to be ready if a kid was to come up to you with a Rayquaza in their hand.
Elementary school is really the only "fun" part of your student career (that is if you don't count college). I'm sure lots of people remember when they went to the computer lab and managed to beat "Run 2" without dying a single time, or when someone roasted a kid and everyone went mental.
By the way, elementary school isn't hard to graduate from, if you can't graduate Elementary school, good luck getting a job
Surviving elementary school isn't too hard, (depending on when you went to elementary school). Honestly if you want to survive and not get turned into a punching bag, you would want to be pretty fast, how fast you run is very helpful in elementary school, your running speed can also determine how popular you will be. Pokemon cards will also be handy to have, you would want to be ready if a kid was to come up to you with a Rayquaza in their hand.
Elementary school is really the only "fun" part of your student career (that is if you don't count college). I'm sure lots of people remember when they went to the computer lab and managed to beat "Run 2" without dying a single time, or when someone roasted a kid and everyone went mental.
By the way, elementary school isn't hard to graduate from, if you can't graduate Elementary school, good luck getting a job
"Dude, remember back when we were in elementary school"?
"Yeah man, elementary school was the shit back in the day"
"Yeah man, elementary school was the shit back in the day"
by Jacksomeguy May 18, 2017
by Rodney Basil November 06, 2003
me : remember the good times and cartoons in elementary school man ?
Friend: yeah man....the good ole days
Friend: yeah man....the good ole days
by Swankyfranky_650 November 04, 2020
An introductory academic program that leads students through the first four to eight years of their education. It is here where tomorrow’s young scholars are taught the essential “three R’s”; Reading, Writing, Recess, and of course gym….but that’s technically not an “R”…. is it?
For a perfect example of an elementary school, drive to that part of the neighborhood where all the speed limit signs say "slow children at play."
by nethcev! August 24, 2006
a school in which obnoxious spoiled brats spawn from. A place where a kid i dislike comes from and should be grounded for life in hell.
so the same kid walks by me and calls me a shit nuggett wtf is this suppossed to mean? this is one of those fucking pieces of shit that you imagine gouging their eyes out while they scream but i mean what can you do- just swear and curse them.
by anonymous June 01, 2005
a place where young children are bred to become sluts and assholes, and where every kid has a cell phone and looses their virginity at the age of 8.
by derpderpderpityderp March 30, 2011