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Eighteen Spoker

"I thought I was fucking a man when I saw her eighteen spoker."
by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003
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Eighteen Spoker

"So last night I got with this girl and she had an eighteen spoker in her pants."
by Jtron 3000 September 27, 2005
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Eighteen Incher

A penis that is eighteen inches long.
Her eighteen incher is the envy of all the men.
by Not Nichole~ June 25, 2005
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Eighteen wheeler

Southern slang for a tractor-trailer truck. Also called a semi-truck
That eighteen wheeler was doing at least 90 down the interstate
by Russellsroughneck October 1, 2021
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Eighteen and Life

Ricky was a young boy;
He had a heart of gold
Lived nine-to-five and worked his
Fingers right to the bone

Just barely out of school,
Ricky - he came from the edge of town
Walked with a switchblade
So no one could take him down, no.

He had no money, oh!
(No good at home)
Walked the streets a soldier
And he fought the world alone,
And now he's:

Eighteen and life you got it
Eighteen and life, you know?
Your crime this time and it's-
Eighteen and life to go?

Eighteen and life you've got it
Eighteen and life, you know?
Your crime this time and it's-
Eighteen and life to go...

Tequila in his heartbeat
His veins burned gasoline
It kept his motor runnin'
But he would've never expected
It would've kept him clean

They say Ricky loved adventure;
Ricky is the wild one
He married trouble;
With a courtship and a gun
Bang, bang! Shoot 'em up
the battle never ends
You can't think of dying-
When the bottle
is your best friend

And now he's-
Eighteen and life, you got it
Eighteen and life, you know?
Your crime this time; and it's-
Eighteen and life to go!
Eighteen and life you've got it
Eighteen and life, you know?
Your crime this time; and it's
Eighteen and life to go

"Accidents will happen"
They all heard Ricky say
He fired his six-shots -- into the wind;
That child blew a child away

Eighteen and life you've got it
Eighteen and life, you know?
Your crime this time, and it's-
Eighteen and life to go?

Eighteen and life you've got it-
Eighteen and life, you know?
Your crime this time and it's
Eighteen and life to go
by Shadow Spectre April 10, 2019
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eighteen years old

The year when your parents no longer whoop your ass.
Person 1: I TURNED EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD!
Person 2: No more ass whooping from your parents!
by iTwilight April 12, 2009
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Eighteen Years-Good

adj; somthing that is as wonderful as sex that is so good, its worth the eighteen years of child support your ass has to pay for not wearing a condom.
Leaving it in felt really good, but not eighteen years-good.
by robes March 10, 2006
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