Eggward 

Eggward is the name given to people whose appearance and actions resemble that of an egg. This includes having a head that looks like an egg, containing yolk, and saying things an egg would say, such as “One man does not mess with another man’s glasses.”

Did you see Eggward recite the Fibonacci Sequence in front of the class? He’s such an egg.

Eggward by RoFroGinger January 19, 2023

Eggwardo 

An unintelligent or silly person who often annoys people both on purpose and by accident.

David was being an eggwardo so I told him to stop and calm down.

Eggwardo by Goobagile September 4, 2023

Egguardo 

The name was given to a person named Eduardo but who has a head shaped like an egg. Usually, the name is given to the unsuspecting Eduardo by an annoying classmate.

Bob: Hey Egguardo how are you.
Egguardo: Good

Egguardo by Person38484 May 8, 2019

Engtard 

English person with a superiority complex. Colonist attitude; still believes in the hypes of a used-to-be kingdom and strives to hang on to the empire (ancient history now). They tend to criticise Americans for everything, but fail to recognise they have always depended on the USA to help or bail them out when in trouble.

That Johnson guy, he is such an Engtard. In what century does he think he's living?

Engtard by DSXTREME December 27, 2016

Egotard 

Someone who has a massive ego is constantly labeling other people and exposing their flaws to hide their own. Most often label people derogatory words like "faggot", "retard", "bitch", etc. or take gossiping to the extreme. Usually caused by jealousy, insecurity, and/or desire to be "cool" or "popular".

Bob: "Yo why does Jason even give a shit about that guy."
Joe:" I don't know he's probably a fucking egotard."

Egotard by Osndkvjdbmcjc May 5, 2017

Eggward Diabetes Bumpoop 

A blue plastic egg from Easter taped together with scotch tape

Friend: let's throw Eggward Diabetes Bumpoop around at lunch

Eggward Diabetes Bumpoop by Bertn'Ernie April 23, 2021

eggtarted 

When you get humped with an eggtart

guy 1: guy 2 u just eggtarted me bruh stop
guy 2: no way lmao also there's a 47 Inch AU7000 4K Samsung TV stuck in my ass

eggtarted by thepseudonym4 June 6, 2022