eggsalad

"Excellent"

Saying "eggsalad" in a Mr. Burnsish manor while tenting fingers maniacally has the best results.

Person 1: "Hey, while you're up will you grab me a beer?"
Person 2: "Sure"
Person 3: "Eggsalad..."

by C & L September 11, 2008

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Eggsalt

When one reads the back of a fortune cookie and misses the comma between egg, and salt.

"I don't know what eggsalt is, but I don't trust it."

- Emily Darling

by Whhhhaaaaatttttt August 18, 2013

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Eggsma

Being a Sherman is the definition of eggsma.

Oh you want to race in the morning at 8pm? “Yeah for sure bro” “hey bro where are you? I’m ready to race” “sorry bro I’m going to watch football all day” oh you got that eggsma

by EGGSMA October 16, 2021

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eggamo

1) A native human or creature from the land of eggs.

2) A tramp or rat who emmits a foul, egglike odour at every possible opportunity.

3) The type of cardboard used to house young puppies.

1) The eggamo set out from his eggloo to gather fried eggs for breakfast.

2) Ughhhhh...I do believe you are sitting near an eggamo Parkinson...

3) Jonlef ein eggamo oth el excela

by Peter Nelson February 7, 2004

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the modified version of the exclaimation 'excellent.' Derived from the habitiually said catch word 'ex..cell...ent; so commonly said among those having a devious or sinical speech pattern (mad, insane, mini, evil scientists or surgeons.) Saying Egg Salad just sounds dumb, but once you start saying it you really can't stop sounding really dumb. So Eggsallent is the resulting accepatable word that can be salvaged out of that compultionary "egg....." with the latter, 'sallent' being just better sounding than salad, and still recognized as maybe being the original Excellent.

Robby had grown sick of hearing his son, Bobby, repeat after his favorite cartoon-evil-mini-mad scientist's "Excellent..." response to everything. So Robby asked his son to change it to something a little funnier. So Bobby would say, "egg sallad..." in the same cartoon-evil-mini-mad scientist voice. Then soon, Bobby found out that he sounded really dumb and wanted to say excellent again; but the phrase egg-salad had dug itself entirely too deep for Bobby to not blurt out "Egg", no matter the surcumstance. Hence, Bobby's reaction time to his own mistake always leaves the eggs and transforms the salad, to Sallent.

by KrispyKreemD March 15, 2005

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