eggsmackley

A word used to put a sarcastic spin, or pompous attitude towards something, sounds like exactly.

Dave: "Wait, so, are you telling me that I learned algebra in high school for nothing?"

Joe: "eggsmackley"

by Joey Jumbotron October 23, 2009

eggish

A member of the Egg religion would call themselves Eggish. Being Eggish requires you to worship the egg every Thursday with other members of the Egg religion by holding hands in a circle around an egg sitting upon some sort of throne. Being Eggish is not a joke. There aren't many members at the moment, but it is still a valid religion regardless.

Friend: Hey I saw you worshipping an egg at lunch, what is your religion?
Me: Oh, I am Eggish.

by eggcult180 January 3, 2020

Eggnism

Religion based on the worship of EGG.
(start reading in russian accent)

BECAUSE IN SOVIET RUSSIA WE FIGHT WITH EGG AND LOSER EATS EGG IN SHAME WHILE WINNER EATS EGG IN PRIDE! WE ALSO BOIL EGG IN VODKA MIXED WITH BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES.

In soviet russia you don't practice Eggnism, Eggnism practices you!

by Eggmaster69420 August 16, 2020

Eggsma

Being a Sherman is the definition of eggsma.

Oh you want to race in the morning at 8pm? “Yeah for sure bro” “hey bro where are you? I’m ready to race” “sorry bro I’m going to watch football all day” oh you got that eggsma

by EGGSMA October 16, 2021

Eggasm

An orgasm resulting from the feeling of being aroused by the rubbing of cooked, warm eggs onto the female clitoris for a period extending longer than that of the actual orgasm.

john: bitch ima rub deez eggz on yo clit so hard..
john (3 minutes after the rubbing began): ugh!!! skeett!! im having a m-fin intense eggasm!

mary: oh yeah baby rub them eggs on mah clit.
mary (3 monutes after the rubbing began): oh em gee mah cunts gushin! i love eggasms!

by Scottythejew October 8, 2007

egoism

Psychological (descriptive):
the claim that each person is only interested in their own welfare
Ethical/rational (normative):
the belief that an ethical/rational decision is one that is in ones own self interest

if you believe in egoism, everyone is an egoist
that guys such a dick, i bet he believes in egoism

by MiSTER PiBB January 2, 2010

eggisabet

eggisabet is a name given by averil azavedo to elizabeth gretchen gomes and she hates eggs! what an absolute sussy baka right??! but she sometime, SOMETIMES! shares her butter chicken with people. BUT NEVER HER CHOCOLATES. shes googoo gaagaa for conan gray and taylor swift.

eggisabet is a sussy baka

by jeon_jungkoook July 27, 2022