Edism

A word or phrase or thought that only Ed understands.

The word or phrase or thought may have been common in the early 19th century, but is used today by ED!

Ed: "I know exactly what's going on here. I was trying not to tip my hand. Just know that I know."

Other person: What the hell was that? An Edism?

Ed: "...IT'S NOT AN EDISM. IT'S AN OLD TIME POKER TERM. THAT I THOUGHT EVERYONE KNEW AND UNDERSTOOD."

Other person: Exactly

by Superjfly December 9, 2008

Edisons Medicine

Getting shocked by a jolt of electricity.

Man that fucking cop pulled me over, whooped my ass, and gave me serving of Edisons Medicine with his tazer.

by Mr.Satan September 29, 2009

edion

Edion is a beautiful man with a big heart for everyone in this world he will always keep his family safe. He doesn't like When people dought him, He likes to do his own thing but he likes to be with people to. His mood can changes quick so be carefull

Person 1 : look that man is helping all those people

Person 2: yeayy i are him, it must be an Edion

by Jaaakeeennddraaa May 1, 2018

Fan edits

An edit or video with music featuring a celebrity or an idol. These types of videos are usually made on apps such as Alight Motion , Videostar , After Effects , Funimate , Inshot, Cute Cut Pro, etc.

person 1: “omg did you see their Fan edits?”

person 2: “yeah, it was so cool”

by zach herron fan May 11, 2020

Thomas Edison

In short, a total butthole that took employees's inventions to the patent office, claimed they were his, and got all the credit.

To convince the American public not to use Nikola Tesla's AC system, Thomas Edison paid schoolkids to kidnap cats and dogs from homes nearby his lab so that he could electrocute them to death with AC power.

Also, see this about Nikola Tesla:
www.theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla

by HGF88 November 20, 2013

Edison Screw

Screwing someone over so bad it borders on sociopathic. It's beyond just business, it's beyond ambition, it's sick and twisted and the bestower of said screwing gets a perverted enjoyment out of it.

"Did you hear James' ex wife gave him the Edison Screw after the divorce by stealing his dog then getting it put down?"

by zeyus September 17, 2013

eidos

Interesting but extinct word of Greek philosophical origin. Closest meaning now is idea, form, or better yet "ideal form".

It's the name of a major game software company too. They don't get to own the word though, because its too cool even for them, but they may own the urban version.

Eidos makes rad computer games, dude.

by Heraclitus of Austin August 6, 2009