ecoslave

People who are paid such a low income they will only be able to afford to keep themselves alive just to keep working.

99.9% of the population.

People who work their lives away for the benefit of others, mainly the elitist reptilian scum.

Did you hear Toby just got a job at Walmart, hes a certified ecoslave now.

by stickittodamon November 25, 2010

emosian

being an emo asian, also wearing black if you are asian.

Mike: That new asian chick, Lauren is hot.
Matthew: Dude shes emosian.

by Matthew Canada May 27, 2008

Ecostatic

The act of standing still in one's environment, doing absolutely nothing, so as not to cause harm to the environment.

The project team cut carbon emissions by working to ecostatic principles.

by Addramyttium November 18, 2009

eyosias

Very intelligent and very good in bed. A natural leader and passionately fucks a lot of beautiful women. Probably could steal your girl with the sway of their voice. Super confident and very funny

Me: “yo you heard about eyosias?”

Dan: “yeah he stole my girl last night”

by Jeansrightleg November 20, 2021

ecostatus

social standing based upon the conspicuous conservation of natural resources which are often contradicted by other actions

Kevin's ecostatus is very important to him. He tells everyone he saves water by not flushing when he pees, but he discreetly waters his lawn everyday.

Samantha considers her ecostatus to be higher than her neighbors who have a rain barrel and a compost bin, because she drives a hybrid. She doesn't count her frequent flights to Australia for vacation.

by strongwings September 5, 2012

Emosian

An Emo who is also Asian. They are a group of the most depressed people in the world and do not care what society (and especially their parents) has to say.

Emosian: I want to do my homework, dad. But I also want to disobey you!

Dad: Do your homework you disgrace to family!

by Grawsoman13 May 30, 2016

ecoslavery

A very subtle form of slavery that goes nearly undetected by the masses, yet affects everyone. The ecoslave masters, who names are virtually unknown, have convinced the world to work for practically nothing while they are the sole beneficiaries. They have given very minimal authority and money to the scum in washington so they feel as if they do something, or are important. All the while convincing the ecoslaves they actually elect these people, aka ecoslave drivers.

3rd rock from the sun in the ecoslave galaxy.

your life is an example of ecoslavery.

by stickittodamon November 25, 2010