Eurologist

a doctor specializing in the care and treatment of European pricks. The majority of Eurology' patients are typically French.

The mere sight of Francois - or whatever the fuck his name is - pisses me off. I think he needs a Eurologist.

by cyclopath September 22, 2010

fuel economist

One who goes to great lengths to pay as little as possible for gas.

"I get gas whereever I need to; I'm not gonna bend over backwards to save, like, a dollar, cuz I'm no fuel economist"

by PositiveZero April 1, 2008

Armchair Economist

Any person who does not have the intelligence or experience to even begin to understand the world's economies but decides their opinions are what will return the world to a time of prosperity anyway. These people often make no effort to even consider the possibility that people who do this for a living are acting in the best interest of the majority.

I heard some armchair economist say, "if the government gave everyone a new Chevy, that would fix the economy".

by T_i_m_o March 20, 2009

meme economist

An individual who studies the value and elasticity of memes in the meme economy

"My friend spends his free time as a meme economist"

by Crongemaster June 1, 2017

Ethologist

A branch of knowledge dealing with human ethos and with its formation and evolution
the scientific and objective study of animal behavior especially under natural conditions
one who studies the habits of his less cerebral peers

one who sips espressos with a large book on the table and remarks on the curiosity of the urban distinctions in that particular locale that looks like an Ethologist over there ignore him

a stuck up middle class undergraduate student who's aim is to dissect the bourgeousie lingual dialects at his school
any of a variety of Atheist supremacists Ethologist Atheists

by greekmangeek February 12, 2010

Reading the Economist

Can be used in two ways:

1. Describes a sexual act that could have occurred between two close friends as they share a shower together while one person is supposedly reading the Economist, or

2. Describes the use of a completely non-sensical excuse to explain why a guy and a girl were in the shower at the same time.

"Hey..we knocked on the door for like 15 minutes and no one answered..where were you?"

"In the shower with my friend."

"DOING WHAT?!"

"I was cold, so I decided to sit in the bathroom and absorb the steam, and so I was reading the Economist while I was there."

"..."

by Neb Nimajney August 24, 2006

emologist

someone who studies emo's and their ways like sandra sands who wrote an article in the guardian which was completely slated in kerrang magasine (september 06)

sandra sands is an emologist, she thinks she knows everything

by The-Emologist October 15, 2006