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Ebony & Ivory

by ivory,sonn! March 23, 2010
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Ebonically Impaired

Describes the state of a person cannot learn to speak, read, or write or understand the Ebonics Language.
Patient: Dr. Crakerjack when I find myself traversing through the underserved areas of our fair city I find myself unable to understand or to verbally communicate with the natives indicative to these communities.

Doctor: Whitey don't be alarmed, Perhaps it is nothing, but I suspect you might be EBONICALLY IMPAIRED. Let's get you checked into the hospital and run some test though before we panic.
by Dragonlady58 December 6, 2020
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ebonnie

kind, stoned, loving, amazing friend, family orientated, happy, mental, just nice.

dark hair, full lips and blue eyes.
omg ebonnie is so nice, she's like the nicest bitch you could ever meet. she is so nice, she's so cute with her button nose. She's so curvy yet so nice.

She's a bro.

She's a stonner.
by bobbaypins December 4, 2011
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ebony

1. the essence of dark skin that is enriched and plentiful with melanin. greatness. beauty. love. the word derives from the dark hardwood native to southern India and Sri Lanka. often referred to by person or skin tone.

2. your man's favorite porn section.
ebony is beautiful
by beautywonderss November 4, 2014
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The Ebony Conspiracy

African Americans (ebonies, blacks, etc) purposefully allowed themselves to be slaves in order to use the race card many years later in order to get their way.
The Ebony Conspiracy is finally being unraveled!
by TheConspiracyBreaker December 1, 2010
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Hick Ebonics

People that spell in text/hick ebonics talk on a regular basis and think it looks/sounds cool when it truly only makes them look like an illiterate dumbass.
Wow that girl is an idiot, look at her Hick Ebonics! On Facebook she wrote on my friends page "Me so hawt, hada whur ma wife beeter and dayzi dooks fur ma furst dey of cowledg skool tadey. Yer wurkin tamaro rite? Iz fawty bux enuf tu cuver dat nuw fone I waunt? Y cantt N E 1 undur staund me on hur? Ppl say I shuldn't have babiz cuz thur smawter den meya. Whu seyz jest cuz I spendt 3 yrz in da aighth grayd den qwit skewl, i gawt ma GED !? A nudder pursin tinx I gawt patentiol tu B smawrt. Sew sik uf dum ppl putin ma wurds dowen."
by SassyJax01 March 23, 2011
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Ebony and Ivory

A song sung by Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney. Trying to unite white and black people, speaking out that evryone is the same underneath.
Ebony and ivory live to gether in perfect harmony side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord why can't we?
by InMe April 19, 2009
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