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Eben

"His penis is so small, whe should start calling him Eben, lol"
by RedDongDingo October 18, 2019
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Eben

1. chinese for abnormally retarded
by ryan August 21, 2003
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Eben

1) See SHUMP
2) See CUTTY
3) Self righteous, pompous, know-it-all. Like's to begin sentences with "The thing about (insert subject here) is..." in a tone that suggests complete knowledge of the subject.
Eben is a shump.
by Banjo Q Pussywhistle April 8, 2003
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Eben

A horny fellow with a cheap ass personality. Can often be spotted with anime figures and many used condoms strewn around his room.
Guy: "Hey did you hear about Eben?"
Girl: "No what happened?"
Guy: "He be frothing from the balls with precum."
by ChaesNobruh January 19, 2020
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Eben

EBEN IS A DIRTY PIG. EBEN NEEDS TO WASH HIS HANDS
EBEN IS VERY UNHYGIENIC
by maddi_dp <3 December 10, 2021
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Ebenism

A form of socio-political thought purported by the South African political theorist Eben Smit. The thought is often described as 'cynical anarchy' and has been hailed by other well known South African political analysts like Prof. Herman Visser as a leading sociopolitical thought concerning the role of the counterculture in modern day politics.
Ebenism is more libertarian than anarchist.
No. Its not, its all together something completely different.
by Byron the Bomb November 6, 2007
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ebening

What Arsenal fans call the period usually after 6pm
Troopz: What are you this ebening?
Claude: Going to watch Arsenal lose
Troopz: Same here blud
by MatthewHannah10 November 10, 2019
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