Oilfield slang often shortened to "that's hot", making fun of both Paris Hilton and the victim at the same time. Meaning something that is so ridiculously stupid or asinine that it is almost unfathomable.
You: That fucking moron just drove off without releasing his trailer brakes.
Me: That is hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!
Me: That is hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!
by Patricia Bosworth September 04, 2009
Similar to I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.
A chick so incredibly hot that you would poke through her feces to recover undigested corn to eat.
A chick so incredibly hot that you would poke through her feces to recover undigested corn to eat.
by WhiskeyTangoFox October 29, 2008
by Deehero October 11, 2018
by T-Money46 March 17, 2007
Often used in reference to describe the action of cock-gobbling. One who consistently eats corn the long way is a serious cocksucker.
-"Look at Chance dancing with those flamboyantly gay guys... I wonder about him sometimes he acts straight but I'm pretty sure he eats corn on the cob the long way"
-Check out homeboy over there with the bags under his eyes... looks like he's had a rough night of eating corn the long way.
-I'm feelin' salty just watching them eat each other's corn the long way... Butter me up a cob and let's get to gnawing!
-Check out homeboy over there with the bags under his eyes... looks like he's had a rough night of eating corn the long way.
-I'm feelin' salty just watching them eat each other's corn the long way... Butter me up a cob and let's get to gnawing!
by C-Money and The Hauss-man December 23, 2013
by Seano Vox July 19, 2008
anything sick that someone does. it doesn't matter what it is, it can be used to describe anything that you think sounds, looks or acts nasty (or sucky).
"dude, your mom eats corn the long way."
"i'm not gay just you eat corn the long way."
"this movie sucks. it totally eats corn the long way."
eating corn the wrong way
"i'm not gay just you eat corn the long way."
"this movie sucks. it totally eats corn the long way."
eating corn the wrong way
by kanga kanga kanga March 11, 2008