Eat me

Eat me is a type of comeback when someone makes a roast, insult or is annoying in some way to you and when you don't know how to respond you say "eat me" in a really passionate confident voice.

"Dude it's my turn to play Fortnite"

"Eat ME"

by Gragesdor November 5, 2018

eat me

Telling somebody that they can eat your asshole, as well as an alternate version of telling somebody to go to hell or fuck off.

You want me to pay you eight dollars or you'll shoot me in the leg? Eat me you dumb fuck!

by sw December 20, 2003

eat me

more offensive than "bite me"

Counting carbs? No! Eat me!

by Luna Love February 26, 2010

eat me

if you say someone would eat you it means that you highly like that person, and that if they were a cannibal i would let them eat me.

i would let dylan o'brien eat me.

by shiney77 October 1, 2018

eat me

the phrase that the slimjim guy says.

hot damn, examples of eat me are unheard of.

by rangerfriek21 June 10, 2004

eat me

saying someone could eat you means that you highly like that person and you would be perfectly fine if they were cannibal and ate you

I would let Dylan O'brien eat me.

by shiney77 October 1, 2018

Eat me

Go to hell, fuck you, I hope you die, you are a piece of shit that deserves absolutely nothing.

Unfortunately I have the phrase "eat me" stuck in my head so my mom has been pretty pissed off at me lately when she asks what i want for dinner and i tell her to go to hell.

by Me December 26, 2003