Earrape

Literally the loudest thing you can listen to

Damn Roman, how did you make my ears bleed?

All I did was play coconut mall earrape while you were sleeping

by chicken1013 August 5, 2018

Earrape

The act of destroying someones ears with a song that has been distorted and bass boosted

Someone made an Earrape version of goosebumps by travi$ scott that fucking destroyed my ears

by Xxxxxxxxxtentacion June 12, 2017

earring bro

A male friend who splits a pair of earrings with you because you both have only one pierced ear.

Guy 1: These earrings are awesome, but they’re $20 and I only need one...
Guy 2: What if we split the cost and I take the other one?
Guy 1: Great idea! I’m so glad I have you as an earring bro!

by RapscallionRobby May 14, 2020

Hoop Earring Theory

The idea that the size of one's hoop earrings is directly correlated with one's promiscuity

Mike: Should I ask Sarah out?

Josh: I dunno man, she's got some big hoops.

Mike: What do you mean?

Josh: You've never heard of Hoop Earring Theory? Also known as "the bigger the hoop the bigger da ho."

by Wyla Merryweather August 26, 2013

Earrup

One of the more common sounds rap songs use when editing out curse words. Earrup can also be used as a pause or even to end songs e.g. Three 6 Mafia's "Stay fly"

She eyeing me like a n*gga don't exist
Girl, I know you want this EARRUP
Girl, I'm Kendrick Lamar
AKA benz is to me just a car

- Fuckin Problem lyrics by ASAP Rocky ft. Drake, 2 Chainz and Kendrick Lamar

by MastaRiddle May 31, 2013

Earring

Disturbing, unnecessary, often flashy and distractive pieces which some people confuse for decoration on their faces. Sometimes hang from the side of a face further contributing to the disturbing distraction.

What are those dangling and flashing in this pitch dark? Oh, those are just these hoop earrings.

by Tasmanian Devil Taz October 27, 2020

Gentlemans Earring

When one of a gentlemans testiclay hangs lower than the other.

After sex he sood up and I saw his gentlemans earring

by THE PAMSTER May 20, 2007