Viking Earwig

The act of farting in or around a person's ear while said person is yawning, causing floating particles of fecal matter to enter the ear canal and travel through to the sinus cavity.

I'm taking this course of antibiotics because Erik gave me a nasty Viking Earwig.

by Milla Mills September 26, 2012

mexican earwig

While having sex with a girl, you stick a finger in her asshole/poopshoot/brown eye etc.

The important part is getting a little bit of poopie on your finger tip.

Now, as if you were to perform a "Dirty Sanchez" (spreading the shit on her lip/nose) you stick your shit covered finger in her ear.

Proceed to yell "HOLY FUCK ITS A MEXICAN EARWIG!!!"

I guess that bitch doesnt like the mexican earwig...

by A_Dub June 11, 2006

startled earwigs

A term used to describe an Irish Gaelic football team after they have been heavily defeated by the opposition. Coined in 2009 by Dublin manager Pat Gilroy after his team were annihilated by resurgent underdogs Kerry.

Dublin didn't appear to have a Plan A, never mind B or C. The manager, Pat Gilroy, would later maintain that his players had started the match like "startled earwigs".

by thekingdom August 4, 2009

Stumbling Earwig

An unfortunate nickname for any male who smokes cannabis and has his hair grown below the ears.

Guy 1: Yas we're going to Konnor's today! :D
Guy 2: What a stumbling earwig.

by OGstains September 11, 2011

Irish-Earwig

VERB. When one is manually pleasuring herself, removes finger and sticks it in her partners ear. This is non-gender specific Male can do this to Female. Another form of the 'wet-willy'

I gave my girl the old Irish-Earwig.

by Magik01 February 10, 2007